#keepitsimpleforme

My Questions

1. Favorite sport?

My bed-next to the only window in my room

2. If you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

I think I would have unlimited knowledge of things that are unimportant. 

3. You’re battling a small army, what is your preferred weapon of choice?

I would have that one girl from Twilight that inflicted pain on people by just looking at them.

4. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be?

Probably Steven Spielberg or John Green

5. If you could go back into the past and change one moment of your life, which moment would you choose?

I would choose fighting with my sister before we became friends. I don't think I realized that she was a normal person, rather than my older sister. She's a lot cooler than I first thought. 

6. If you could speak any language ever (other than your native one) what language would it be?

Latin. I would say so many stupid things in Latin and tell people that it was something profound. 

7. Favorite number?

27 or 15

8. Climate preferences?

Not Houston. Maybe somewhere cold with a lot of precipitation. 

9. Can you swim?

Yes. Yes I can. 

10. What do you feel about cats?

I hate them. I hate them so much. In my eyes, they are the spawn on the devil. Really, I hate them. Even when they have huge adorable eyes. Nope. No way.

11. Do you have a fancy driveway leading up to your house?

No. Mine is really boring. 

New Questions

1. If you could completely eradicate any state or country, what would it be?

2. What do you hate most in the world?

3. What do you mostly spend your time doing?

4. Who do you wish was your mentor?

5. What would be your dream career?

6. What would be creepier if it were staring at you-old people/person or a pale little girl?

7. What makes you most annoyed?

8. When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn't stop yourself and you started cramping up?

9. What is your ultimate dream? 

10. What is your favorite joke?

Windpipe: Uh huh! I sing. I know how to anyway. I've never been able to read notes, but I've taken singing classes before and I've been in a few musicals in my middle school days. I have no idea if I sing well but... y'know. I can?

Ariel: Tell of a risk you took. Did it pay off?

well, lemme think

I took a risk with this boy I liked once. I mean, he liked me too, but it didn’t pay off certainly not.

YAY. This was REALLY hard but I had so much fun with it.

Ed Sheeran—UNI: Man this one was hard but I guess it’s Will to Beverley (just the one line but ya know)

And I said that’s fine, but you’re the only one that knows I lied

Fall For You—Second Serenade: Actually…this is Jack (to his wife)

“The best thing about tonight’s that we’re not fighting. Could it be that we have been this way before? I know you don’t think that I am trying. I know you’re wearing thin down to the core. But hold your breath. Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over again”

Call Me Maybe—Carly Rae Jepsen: Ahaha ok actually this kind of fits Hannibal (probably at the Red Dragon time period before Will puts him in prison)

“I threw a wish in the well. Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell. I looked to you [Will] as it fell. And now you’re in my way”

Night Fever—BeeGees: Will

“There is something going down and I can feel it.”

OR

“I got fire in my mind”

When I Get You Alone—Robin Thicke: OMG I CAN’T IT’S CRACK!HANNIGRAM

“Because you walk pretty, Because you talk pretty, ’Cause you make me sick” (Will to Hannibal)

OR

“That makes you my equivalent” (Hannibal to Will)

Go Your Own Way—Fleetwood Mac: Aw, this is actually a really cute Alana/Will song (no seriously it’s made for that ship)

“Loving you isn’t the right thing to do”

Over My Head (Cable Car)—The Fray: So..this fits no one except for the TWO lines that fit Alana (wanting to forget about her dad)

“Let’s rearrange. I wish you were a stranger I could disengage”

Who You Are—Jessie J: AHH IT’S WILL AGAIN BUT WORSE

“I stare at my reflection in the mirror:”Why am I doing this to myself?” Losing my mind on a tiny error. I nearly left the real me on the shelf.”

Good Ol Moon—Darren Criss: Will why u so depressing and taking up all the songs?

“Let’s talk about how we need to find a better dream,‘cause it’s getting much darker”

Never Gonna Be Alone—Nickelback: Don’t judge my Nickelback ok, I don’t delete songs. Anyway it fits Hannibal and Will to Abigail (and it’s SUPER cute uwu)

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CAROL

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HEY

KEEP IT SIMPLE FOR ME

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Yeah, I know. I just had to be the first person to reply because I’m a possessive douche. I will chase you down a beta if you can’t find one though!