GISHWHES 2014

Gingerbread Villages are always so cute and quaint. Make a gingerbread village that shows urban blight: needle exchanges, prostitution, heavy police presence, etc.

 Create a heroic Captain Picard using condiments for paint.

You and your four friends are a five-headed monster with all of your heads poking out of one collar of a giant shirt. Now do yard work.

 Let's see a fully dressed, face-painted geisha mowing the lawn.

Suck blood from a donut.

You at the beach, pool or on a boat, wearing a homemade, 99% edible, candy bathing suit.

An angel made from feminine hygiene products.

Prepare West Collins' "Pasta with Jam Sauce" and have a noted food critic review it.

A NYT best-selling author or Tony-award winning actor or actress doing a dramatic reading of a section of the California Driver's Handbook.

Launch a protest outside a McDonalds claiming the superiority of post-and-lintels to arches.

Zombies need to buy toilet paper too, right?

Clearly your bicycle is underwhelming you with its current performance. Convert your bicycle into a warp-speed spacecraft.

Create an image of the Elopus and Wooster in an epic battle for mascot supremacy.

Using public transportation, commute to work wearing only the trash your household produced the previous day.

Set to opera music, stage a water balloon fight between 10 or more participants all wearing business attire.

When they ask for your name, give the most ridiculous name you can think of when you order your Starbucks beverage.

Four people use their bodies to form a table. Enjoy an elegant dinner for two at this body table.