#kd 5

Luke has Jedi friends

Leia has politician friends

Han should have some smuggler friends (outside of Chewie)

Pls consider a Jod Na Nawood and Kay Vess team up with Han and all the chaos that would ensue.

Just the mess that would be Chewie having to watch nix and the skeleton crew kids would be amazing

Also I love the image of Han watching Jod and Kay enjoy a treat yourself day with space margaritas like “can I join your guy’s club?”

“Do you have a droid husband?”

“…no”

“Then no”

Stormtrooper: You have the right to remain silent!

Kay: Well, I forfeit that right.

Kay: <Starts screaming>

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ND-5: Why are there little pawprints all over the ship?

Kay, turning to Nix: Why are there little pawprints all over the ship?

Nix: <Squeals>

Kay, turning back to ND: Because he has little paws.

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ND-5: I prevented a murder today.

Kay: How?

ND-5: Self-control.

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Kay: Bro, I am straight up not living la vida loca right now.

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Kay: There’s no way that guy knew he was gonna die. No one would want lettuce as their last meal.

Kay: For example, my last meal…

Kay: <Pulls out a bag> Is gonna be sour straws.

Gedeek: You just keep those inside your holster?

Kay: I face death every day! I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.

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Kay: Any idiot would know that.

Asari: I knew that!

Kay: See?

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Jaylen: Are you two, like, dating now?

Kay: Yeah.

ND-5: Yes, we are.

Jaylen: Why?

Kay: I happen to find ND very appealing.

Jaylen: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HIS head.

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Kay: We all have our demons.

Kay, pointing at Riko: That one's mine.

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Lando, about Kay: What’s wrong with her?

ND-5: Everyone has a different theory.

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Riko: Look, I don't want Kay to die. You don't want Kay to die. Let's work together to make sure Kay doesn't die.

ND-5: Fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met Kay?

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Kay, holding Nix: You’ve disappointed both of us.

ND-5: That’s cold, Kay.

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Stormtrooper: *sneezes*

Kay, crawling through the venst: Bless you.