bc i'm not evil like someone i know 👀 1-5 for scarlet widow and 7-12 and 16 for yelate for the ship headcanons💕
i do not know what you are talking about my friend
scarlet widow -
1. who makes the first move and how? i very much like the idea of wanda making the first move because she is simply fed up of natasha teasing her and not doing anything about it, so she manages to knock natasha down on her back, pins her to the ground and just kisses her
2. who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better? they’re both pretty insecure despite natasha projecting a more confident exterior; what makes wanda feel better is to cuddle with nat in bed watching sitcoms. natasha feels better when wanda takes her outside where they can lie on the grass and look at the stars
3. who is the most romantic? natasha is more traditionally romantic - flowers, candlelit dinners, gifts; wanda is very thoughtful and goes out of her way to make things for natasha
4. who can’t keep their hands to themselves? they’re both horndogs you can’t change my mind
5. who says ‘i love you’ first? wanda. because she has been thinking about it for so long and she doesn’t have the same iron grip on her emotions as natasha has so it comes out effortlessly, almost as an afterthought, and she panics all for 30 seconds before natasha replies
yelate -
7. what do they get up to on a night out? stealing shop carts and racing them down the street
8. what do they like in bed? snacks and cuddles
9. what is the most embarrassing thing they have done in front of each other? @mcrololo once gave me the wonderful image of kate performing the gangnam style dance for yelena soi would say that
10. what two songs, two books, and two luxury items do they take to a desert island? kate takes gangnam style and welcome to new york by taylor swift; one notebook with all the fanfics she has written and a hardback book of her favorite fanfics she has had printed; her bow and arrows because let’s be honest that girl isn’t going anywhere without those yelena will take american pie (ofc) and do you know your enemy by greenday; she’ll take a cookbook and a photobook; and she’ll take an armload of mac and cheese and an even bigger vest with several more pockets
11. what do they hide from one another? kate has to hide sour candy from yelena so she hides chocolate from kate
12. what first changes when it starts getting serious? yelena solemnly gives kate a second fork
16. when the zombie apocalypse comes, how do they cope together? they go to a remote location and start their own small community of non-zombie people
ship headcanon meme
