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Accidentally Married + Locked in a Room + I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 

57. Forgotten First Meeting 69. Flirting Under Fire 70. Locked in a Room

An eclectic blend of prompts for sure, though I am loving the ship choice. 

Okay, so, I feel like, to do a forgotten first meeting fic is tricky, because we already have such a good forgotten first meeting episode in canon (at least I think The Rashomon Job was a forgotten first meeting, correct me if I’m wrong)

So… I present to you an Amnesia AU! Where Parker, Hardison, and Eliot pre-story have set out to take down this billionaire’s chemical lab that’s like, developing some kind of gaseous neural agent that wipes people’s memories so they can get away with a bunch of shady shit and not have people come after them (pick the shady shit of your choice) 

The fic starts with all three waking up locked in what appears to be an airtight room together with no recollection of who they are, let alone who each other is, or that they’re frickn’ married (they don’t wear wedding bands on jobs which, honestly, smart) So their first big test is to put their skills together to escape the room, then beat their way out past a room full of guards, then eventually go into hiding from until they can figure out what the fuck is going on. They all somehow, through amnesia magic, remember their specific skills, and they definitely still have their electric chemistry. 

Maybe at some point they piece together that two of them are married. Like, maybe it’s been some years since the end of the show and Parker has like a C-section scar, or Hardison is too much of a sap and kept his wedding ring in his pocket even when he really shouldn’t have – they agreed it was safer! Cue the metric fuckton of angst that is the “odd one out” pining and thinking they don’t have a shot. It might be cool to see Hardison think he’s the odd one out, as a change up from how Eliot was the one less explicitly in the relationship (but I mean still pretty explicitly come on) during the show’s run. 

Anyway, they eventually get their memories back and take down the bad guy, with lots of flirting and bantering and generally being hella into each other while kicking ass and taking names. But not before they all three find their way back to each other anyway…

Is this an actual fic? If so what site?

It will be an actual fic! It’s in the process of making and I made that because I was thinking too much about where to go on the plot crossroads. But several people mentioned to me that Brandon was in the Dylan Dog so I just... you know it needed to happen :D 

@katyakora

Makes two of us :D But I’m glad there are more people excited about this than just me :D 

 @agentmarymargaretskitz replied to your photoset

“What if the monster you’re hunting…                                   ...”

I love this so much

There is a Constantine on Earth-13, however I haven’t fleshed him out beyond the fact that he exists.

Kia kaha and I'm glad to hear you're doing better

Len’s never met a confrontation he hasn’t tried to avoid, not when things are emotional instead of brutal and bloody. 

Linda and Iris squabble a lot, which Len is totally there for with sarcastic quips and dry commentary, like when they’re arguing over who makes the better brownies or how many hours spent chasing a story is reasonable versus obsessive – “yes, Iris, you are obsessive. You and Len both, it drives me nuts!”

But the second they start fighting about something real. Buying a house, having kids, giving up the danger, the crime-fighting – the crime – Len totally goes AWOL. 

I’m the most seasoned Vixenwave shipper you know? Cool.

Also I wasn’t following you before and I’m not sure why because your stories are quality fanfic, but that’s now been rectified.

But to your question- I would say that Amaya is definitely surprised because she’s kinda into Nate around then (save for the glorious-in-my-opinion 2x08). She probably might try to defy destiny a little because that’s what happens when you find out a bomb like that and you live on a Timeship. And if you stretch it out, she might even try to not let it happen more after she finds out what happens to your village.