who would you pick to be your parents: kevin and madison, randall and beth, jack and rebecca or toby and kate?
DEFINITELY Kevin and Madison. I mean, noah fence to R&B and J&R (but full offence to Toby and Kate jksssss), but Kevin and Madison as my parentals??!!
I'm gonna be such a spoiled brat lol but for real, I'd love to have them as parents because
Money
Lots of it
An adoring mama and dada
Money
But for real, I don't even care about being rich, I just care about the fact that we're going to have THEE BEST family trips 5evah
Like I'm talking cross-country roadtrips
Cross-continent adventures
Visit Japan like every year coz mama's obsessed and I'm obsessed and we'll be obsessed together
Dad's an actor so I get to meet Zac Efron and/or Chris Evans and froth over them till dad grounds me
Watch the trashiest reality TV show with mama bear all night errnight
Downside though is they'll probably absolutely smother me with their love
(HOW IS THAT A DOWNSIDE!)
They're going to be so dorky but you know what it's aight, they can be dorks, their kid's gonna be the cooler one because someone has to be for this family
Vintage dresses (!!!!!) bish you know mumma bear's gonna hand them down to me ughhh
I can finally own my own horse
:((((
I'm all for the Pearson speeches ngl
I won't even cringe when the parents are all over each other
Like imma TikTok that shi
Make them go viral as that hot actor dude obsessed with his wife
People keep asking dad if he's single
And I just keep posting TikToks of him all over mum
Money
