#katchi

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Summary: In an alien world spanning several galaxies and a federation of various races, Teuta tries her hardest to stay alive and free. And to definitely, most certainly, not get involved with her enforced partner; the Norse Trickster, Loki. Loki tries his best to both pull himself out of the pit of despair he buried himself in and to understand the surprising infatuation with Teuta. Oh, and, her exes are all Trickster gods. Also, he can't get it up. Yikes.

Warnings: NSFW parts; smut: M/F, F/F; graphic violence; death, mentions of suicide

Characters: Loki (mixture of MCU and Norse mythology), OFC Teuta, various gods and other creatures from various mythologies

Notes:

This is a fic I've wanted to write for a very long time. It is a mashup of lots of different worlds and characters. I've glued together different infatuations from different points in my life, trying to laugh and express love to mythologies, books, movies, folk stories, authors, characters. I apologise in advance to certain individuals and their work that I'll be referencing - I respect and admire them all. I was greatly inspired by the freedom and wild flights of the magnificent @nildespirandum (Misreall on AO3) to actually get it on paper. So, here is this little world. I would be ecstatic if anybody else likes it; but I'm not expecting it. Just typing it down was an immense pleasure of its own. This story was supported, encouraged, validated and showered with love by my incredible friend, @superficialdomina . In all honesty, I'd never have written it without her - my first inspirations would have waned, I'd stay silent if it wasn't for her. I encourage you to go read her stories and you'll know what I mean. For the introduction: Teuta is the name of an Illyrian pirate queen, I grew up on stories about her. OC's name is inspired by her, as it'll be explained in the story. Loki is not fully the one from Marvel, my version is an AU mix of both mythology and the comics. Her implants are a reference to Molly Millions from Gibson's Neuromancer.

Ch 1: Tungsten A

Ch 2: Gaunt, Angular, Pale Anorexic

Ch 3: “They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” Khloe Kardashian

Ch 4: All Aboard the Bowie: Please Remove Your Disguises and Fasten Your Seatbelts

Ch 5: “Failure is a trickster with a keen sense of irony and cunning. It takes great delight in tripping one when success is almost within reach.” Napoleon Hill

Ch 6: Pussy Whipped Confessions

Ch 7: The Pink Girl is Up on The Ceiling

Ch 8: A Respectable Establishment Threesome

Ch 9: “Oh something’s got a hold on me right now child” Etta James

Ch 10: You Owe Me, Sugar Tits

Ch 11: Acedia: “For Envye blindeth the herte of a man, and Ire troubleth a man; and Accidie maketh him hevy, thoghtful, and wrawe.” Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales

Ch 12: The Mighty Nanny God

Ch 13: Onwards

Ch 14: “The north wind doth blow,  And we shall have snow,  And what will poor robin do then,  Poor thing?  He'll sit in a barn,  And keep himself warm,  And hide his head under his wing,  Poor thing.”

Ch 15: Byzantium

Ch 16: Savage

Ch 17: A Sip of Win

Ch 18: “It was one of your Midgardians who said know thyself; therefore, tell me: did I or did I not at least suck your nipples?”

Ch 19: The Bidding

Ch 20: “Lies are the means by which we attempt to force a false reality upon a situation that we wish were false.” Craig D. Lounsbrough

Ch 21: Loki’s Shitty Day

Ch 22: Ruse, Ploy, Swindle, Decoy

Ch 23: Distractions

Ch 24: “Maw, the Trickster’s all yours. I want time alone with my daughter.”

Ch 25: Mexican standoff in space

Ch 26: Partners

Ch 27: Uhku Pacha

Ch 28: True North

TIME FOR BLANKET DANCE.

“Doo wap a doo wap...” Be ready for a party with ‘Katchi’. This is a remix! I personally prefer this one, if you want to check out the original: It’s on Nick Waterhouse’s Spotify :) I just think this one is more interesting to listen to. Get up and dance with ‘Katchi’ by Nick Waterhouse featuring Ofenbach! 

HEAR: Nick Waterhouse ‘Holly’

I love discovering a new favourite artist and a new favourite song. And the winner this week is Nick Waterhouse.

Sometimes I get hung up trying to classify the music that I like to listen to... which is sad and a waste of your time and mine. 

You like what you like and that’s all that matters. 

There is something so uncool about this buy that he is ultimately very cool. A mix of jazz, lounge, r&b, soul and rock make up almost every song. Love the use of the stand up bass and the Hammond organ.