#katant

my katant thesis is basically that kat is stupid in love with ant and knows it's a terrible idea to do anything with him but he's also so in love with ant that he's pathetic enough to take anything he gets which is usually the most fucked up intense version of 'casual' that ant provides because he's young and doesn't know shit about anything. and also ant has like 50 convoluted rules on what he can and can't do in order to rationalise why getting fucked in the ass by his teammate definitely isn't gay. which probably mostly boils down to not saying i love you when kat busts in his ass. and never cuddling unless he's inebriated.

a small katant postcoital vignette. karl breaks a fundamental rule of him and ant's relationship -- never say i love you when you're inside of him. 967 words, rated T.

omg doctor is so adorable in "the Lodge" season 5 

after my blood test is over, im gonna have 20 smokes, and probably 20l of vodka and then the results come in, im clean