"Where the hell did you get that haircut?"
╳ ‘it’s been a while’ starter sentences || accepting.
oh, how TYPICAL it is that the first thing he spouts from his lips is something like THAT. she hasn’t seen him in what, a good SIX, even SEVEN years? but she doesn’t and never has expected anything less out of him, and that is part of what makes him so ADMITTEDLY endearing.
lips give a VAGUE upward pull and eyes ROLL in a knee-jerk reaction to the question, and, of course, what sort of reaction would be COMPLETE without a middle finger?
the hair is, of course, FAKE - she’s had the same goddamn hair her entire life, plus or minus the occasional perm. beneath the expertly-crafted RED wig sitting atop her head is the same long, thick raven tresses the world has come to know and expect from her.
❛call it a TEMPORARY haircut. if this one doesn’t suit you, i have plenty more very expensive haircuts in the DRESSING ROOM.❜ she LAUGHS then, her hand on the rocker’s arm. ❛where the hell have YOU been? i know you’re OLD but i didn’t think you were at RETIREMENT age.❜ this is the part where she CONVENIENTLY ignores the fact that she’s got TWO whole years on him.