#karmeu

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who: SolMeu (gon treat it like her relationship to solkit)

shops for groceries: Solkit and Camtom

kills the spiders: Meulin

comes home drunk at 3am: None of them

makes breakfast: Meulin will always make her kit breakfast

remembers to feed the fish: Solkit does

decorates the apartment: Meulin would give him is own room to decorate and help him out and just let the kid do what makes him happy

initiates duets: Meulin and he would obviously join in with a howl and they'd just make so much noise

falls asleep first: Solkit, Meu would have to make sure he's fine before falling asleep herself

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who: Karmeu

shops for groceries: Karkat

kills the spiders:Meulin

comes home drunk at 3am: I think they would both do that at some point

makes breakfast: Meulin

remembers to feed the fish: Karkat

decorates the apartment: She'd take his input about it eventually

initiates duets: Meulin would

falls asleep first: Meulin

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who: Kurmeu

shops for groceries: She would take him shopping with her and he'd just be fine with it

kills the spiders: Meulin would get all dramatic about how 'afraid' of spiders and make him kill it than go on about how he's such a brave dashing prince and swoon all over him

comes home drunk at 3am: I don't even know i think they'd both get drunk sometime

makes breakfast: Kurloz maybe but Meulin would most of the time so as to not bother him

remembers to feed the fish: Probably none of them

decorates the apartment: Kurloz would, meu would just add a little trinket here and there

initiates duets: Aha

falls asleep first: Meulin

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who: Gamlin

shops for groceries:Meulin

kills the spiders: She'd make Gamzee do it and then fawn over him

comes home drunk at 3am: Gamzee

makes breakfast: Meulin

remembers to feed the fish: Meulin

decorates the apartment: Meulin

initiates duets: I don't really know maybe Gamzee?

falls asleep first:Meulin

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:Meunah

shops for groceries: Meulin and Meenah would go together

kills the spiders: They'd chuck shoes at it whoever hits it gets a point or five

comes home drunk at 3am: Meenah

makes breakfast: Meulin

remembers to feed the fish: Meenah

decorates the apartment: Meulin

initiates duets: Meulin

falls asleep first:Meu would idk she seems to do that a lot

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:Arameu

shops for groceries:Aranea and her would go together

kills the spiders: Aha, meu would joke about 'talking to her spider kind' and ask them kindly to leave. Aranea would have to kill it

comes home drunk at 3am: Meulin probably

makes breakfast: Depends on who wakes up first

remembers to feed the fish: They would have some sort of system

decorates the apartment: Meulin would let Aranea choose how she wants it

initiates duets: Meulin