Mike not getting into the scare program in Monsters University.
🌸Sorta a brainrot, not my usual content, the family was watching Monsters University and inspiration struck. Also sorry I've been ~busy~ 🌸
Listen weird thing to be mad about but bear with me here oki?
He spends all his time reading his textbooks, looking and examining other scarers, and tryning to be like them. To scare like them.
And when he tries to scare like that, it just. Doesn't work. It looks silly. Like he's trying to hard.
All those monsters, the reason they are scary is because they are accentuating the features they have.
And Mike simply doesn't have those. He's not big, with tons of sharp teeth, with giant hands and huge claws.
He is round, and small, twiggy limbs, with an enormous eye, which is mostly his entire being.
He sees all the ways to improve others scaring techniques because everyone at that point has only had ONE scaring technique.
Big, loud, and quick.
What Mike needed to do is just. Open the closet slowly. And slowly peak out, and put his most notable feature to work.
His eye.
He needs to make some noise opening the closet door, enough to wake the child. He needs to just barely peer out of the closet once the kid moves their attention away, and be visible.
Unmoving, unblinking, but very much staring.
How many times have you woken up and your brain makes you think the pile of clothes on the chair is like a demon about to snatch you?
Of course your not screaming off the bat, but my GOD do you feel spooked right?
Now imagine that with an giant fucking eye. And ofc it's not moving and you know what, it is probably just your imagination.
You turn to go to sleep..
And you hear a scuttle.
You quickly turn back to your closet where that thing, that eye was.
But it's not there. It's under your desk now.
It's still too dark to see clearly. You spend a few minutes even more creeped out, but at this point exhaustion is starting to hit and you can't help but start to nod off.
Fuck it, your insane, its not there. Nothing is ever there.
A few moments go by, you feel your heart rate slowing a bit.
A creak, a weight on your bed. You panick, turning back over to see what is happening.
And right in front of you is the huge eye you hoped was merely a side effect of sleep deprivation, right infront of you, and slowly it grins, drool dripping, weight on your chest, a single word rasping from its mouth.
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do you plan on making a tag list for the dottore x spy reader fic thingy? because if you ever want to do a spin-off, a second, or third, or fourth, or fifth+ part, or like... absolutely anything, I'd love to get tagged in any work related to it since I love it so much I plan on getting it printed on paper to keep it in my book collection
wait I sound weird ... don't mind that alright !!
Hi hi!!!!!!
I currently have a part 2 in the works!! I will gladly tag you in it once its out!
Im literally so honored you like it?? and the fact your gonna print it out??? omfg??? Im honored??? like so honored?? the fuck????
Im going to print this ask out and put it in my wallet and look at it longingly like a dying solider looks at their lover during war.
Like actual tears in my eyes tysm <3333 The fact someone wants to putt my human made slop into their private collection is gonna make me sob???
I shall ensure the part 2 is even better than the first !!! tysm again!!! making out with you platonically.
I needed a spot where I can put my brainworms so I dont lose them, so this is mostly for me lmao. Just put it on the pinned so I csn find it yk.
Here are the worms. No idea if ill let them turn into anything but atleast they will be here for now.
-Pantalone and Reader/Y/N getting passed around like a blunt by the Segments. (Im sure this is smth thats already out there. If it is, let me know so I can consume.)
-Y/N being a math wiz and getting hired/abducted to help with mora finances and stuff. Zandik stumped on randomly calculation. visists Pantalone, who hired Y/N. Cue us solving e=mc2 or whatever, and then cue the 2 harbingers fighting over Reader. (and lowkey tryna impress eachother)
-Neverness to Everness Baicang. enough said (...and skia?)
-fae reader who has been with zandik and pantalone for forever. Get stuff set up for his birthday after being gone for forever. But its sike. His 85th. Cue angst of you and pantalone walking in on yhr man being dissected. Geneuonely i cant recall on if i daydreamed this whole scenario where reader is like in charge of a magic flower garden in snezhnayha when this happened or if it was an actual fic.(i genuinely think this was a fic i hallucinated reading.) Cough cough
-reader does wellness checks on random folks, hurt and comfort vibes.
-diluc x reader. I need him
-BNHA. Arranged quirk marriage with Touya Todoroki. Obviously that doesnt happen. Cue whatever shenanigans and reader ends up in LOV.
