Mike not getting into the scare program in Monsters University.
🌸Sorta a brainrot, not my usual content, the family was watching Monsters University and inspiration struck. Also sorry I've been ~busy~ 🌸
Listen weird thing to be mad about but bear with me here oki?
He spends all his time reading his textbooks, looking and examining other scarers, and tryning to be like them. To scare like them.
And when he tries to scare like that, it just. Doesn't work. It looks silly. Like he's trying to hard.
All those monsters, the reason they are scary is because they are accentuating the features they have.
And Mike simply doesn't have those. He's not big, with tons of sharp teeth, with giant hands and huge claws.
He is round, and small, twiggy limbs, with an enormous eye, which is mostly his entire being.
He sees all the ways to improve others scaring techniques because everyone at that point has only had ONE scaring technique.
Big, loud, and quick.
What Mike needed to do is just. Open the closet slowly. And slowly peak out, and put his most notable feature to work.
His eye.
He needs to make some noise opening the closet door, enough to wake the child. He needs to just barely peer out of the closet once the kid moves their attention away, and be visible.
Unmoving, unblinking, but very much staring.
How many times have you woken up and your brain makes you think the pile of clothes on the chair is like a demon about to snatch you?
Of course your not screaming off the bat, but my GOD do you feel spooked right?
Now imagine that with an giant fucking eye. And ofc it's not moving and you know what, it is probably just your imagination.
You turn to go to sleep..
And you hear a scuttle.
You quickly turn back to your closet where that thing, that eye was.
But it's not there. It's under your desk now.
It's still too dark to see clearly. You spend a few minutes even more creeped out, but at this point exhaustion is starting to hit and you can't help but start to nod off.
Fuck it, your insane, its not there. Nothing is ever there.
A few moments go by, you feel your heart rate slowing a bit.
A creak, a weight on your bed. You panick, turning back over to see what is happening.
And right in front of you is the huge eye you hoped was merely a side effect of sleep deprivation, right infront of you, and slowly it grins, drool dripping, weight on your chest, a single word rasping from its mouth.
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I needed a spot where I can put my brainworms so I dont lose them, so this is mostly for me lmao. Just put it on the pinned so I csn find it yk.
Here are the worms. No idea if ill let them turn into anything but atleast they will be here for now.
-Pantalone and Reader/Y/N getting passed around like a blunt by the Segments. (Im sure this is smth thats already out there. If it is, let me know so I can consume.)
-Y/N being a math wiz and getting hired/abducted to help with mora finances and stuff. Zandik stumped on randomly calculation. visists Pantalone, who hired Y/N. Cue us solving e=mc2 or whatever, and then cue the 2 harbingers fighting over Reader. (and lowkey tryna impress eachother)
-Neverness to Everness Baicang. enough said (...and skia?)
