This may be a bit cliché, but how about 7 minutes in heaven?
You never understood the concept of a "Birthday Party". In troll society, wriggling days existed solely to remind you of your continuous downwards spiral into adulthood. That didn't matter now, obviously, you observed as you stared blankly across the circle of hormonal 6 1/2 sweep olds."12 years." Dave corrected. "Or 13, I guess. I dont know, Karkat. It's your birthday. Shouldn't you be keeping tabs on that shit?"You rolled your eyes. "It's not my wriggling day, asshole. Your gregory-whatever calendar is not only a nuisance but also a petulant distraction from actual progress on this god damned meteor."Dave laughed. "Yeah, it definitely slows down the progress of sloppy interspecies makeouts. Spin the Faygo, dude."You spin the sticky Faygo bottle. The bottle chooses....Terezi? Terezi. Shit."Well, off you go." Rose said, rising from the circle and herding you both into a cramped closet. The first few minutes of the 7 were awkward and hardly conversational. You were about to rank the moment as #1 on your personal humiliation scale when Terezi started laughing. No, cackling. "I cant believe this! I can actually smell your embarrassment." You quickly opened your mouth to argue but found her lips on yours instead.In that brief daze, you suddenly found yourself wishing heaven lasted more than 7 minutes.












