#kardea

a wip. the crown princess of kardea is out for a public stroll, but it seems her personal guard and handmaiden have caught you looking for just a liiittle too long. better keep moving.

Arthanasia receives novelty oven mitts from Hanneke (they're shaped like Hutts) and a safety deposit box made to look like a can of salt from Lauritz.  Tiona sends a card.  Perkele sends a business plan involving franchising.  And a blue-and-black striped hat that can only be described as a toque.Kardea gets a small datachip, stuck to the bottom of a bottle of Alderaanian red wine, seemingly anonymously.  The datachip contains nothing but an anonymously penned academic paper about the high-level economic concerns of the Hutts and their bearing on Imperial-Republic relations.  There's no evidence as to where the package came from.Tryphaena recieves a Black Nebula Heavy Blaster.  It's a custom piece, assembled from a dark alloy, and is lighter than it looks.  There's a ridiculously hilarious card attached.  It probably makes jokes about wookiee penises or something. It's signed in Hanneke's rough, capslocked writing hand, and there's a handwritten note on the inside.  "I expect that when it's that time of the month I can depend on someone to be competent.  Next time we go, we should see if we can get two Sith with blasters in the field. -- Lord Revel".  From Perkele, she gets a holocron.  It contains records and recollections of anyone who has entered single combat with Darth Marr.  She also gets a crocheted dashade doll.

"You have to come over to the flat on Nar Shaddaa -now-.  Phae just gave us Colonists of Tanth.  Bring beer."

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