Mar 17, 2021
When in doubt always ask your pendulum or tarot cards 🔮 it's a great way to confuse yourself even more 🙃
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When in doubt always ask your pendulum or tarot cards 🔮 it's a great way to confuse yourself even more 🙃
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Me: *asking my tarot cards wtf is happening why I keep thinking about this man???!*
My t cards: "you keep thinking about him."
Me: "yeah but why the fuck?? "
My t cards:
Me: ???
My t cards: "Yeah, him. You think about him a lot right Lol."
Me: !!!!!
My t cards: "here, take this"
Me: *picking up the card*
The card: *The Lovers*
Fuck 🤦♀️
Me, a witch, in the woods.
Me: *gets startled by a startled doe* " The fuck???! How dare you! Uuf. "
Me: "oi, that's a nice fucken leaf"
Me: *sings softly* "Dona nobis, pacem pacem"
Me: "Hmm, the wind is howling."
Me: *having a speech about how I don't care who you are or what you look like, even if you're a demon, we still can hang out as long as you're chill*
Me: "hello forest dragon, how are you today? I brought you some snacks"
Me: *looking whether or not my manifested future husband miraculously appeared behind a tree*
Me to a tree: "hey, if someone asks, my name is Kara" *wink wink*
My dog, who usually literally barks at nothing:
Me asking my pendulum.
Me: "so should I do the thing? "
The pendulum🔮: "no"
Me: "fuck why? Uh wait. So should I do that other thing? "
🔮: "no"
Me: " So what the fuck do I do wait I know I should ask just yes or no omg! "
Me: "So that first thing is wrong because of x? "
🔮: "no"
Me: "so it's not good because of y? "
🔮: "no"
Me: "Are you just answering everything with no ? "
🔮: "yes"
🔮: "lol"
Me: *talking to my tarot cards, reading correspondences and meanings and trying to use my intuition to figure out the fuck it's supposed to mean*
Me: *is still confused af*
Me: *doing a reading for my friend*
Me: *reading from a book the meanings of the cards she drew*
My friend: "Oh yeah, that makes sense 😊"
Me:
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When I feel like shit and try to call some spirits or gods to talk to they all busy but when I open a bottle of wine and want to chill in peace suddenly they wanna hang out 😒
Imagine missing your dog so much that Thorin has to comfort you.
You: *Makes a grimace as though being in pain*
Thorin: „What is it? Are you hurt? What happened?“
You: „I just..“ *holds back a sob* „I just miss him so much...“
Thorin: *internal screaming* Oh no, who does she miss? I didn’t know she had a fiancé/husband??
Thorin: „Who do you miss?“ Do I really want to know?
You: „Charlie...“
Thorin: *internal panic* „Charlie? Who’s Charlie?“ Who the hell is Charlie? WHO IS CHARLIE??
You: „My doggo“ *pouts*
Thorin: „Your what?“ *raises his brows in confusion* What the hell is „doggo“ now?
You: „My doggo. My DOG.“
Thorin: *stares at you in disbilief* *sighs in relief* Oh, for Mahal’s sake, that was too loud.
You: *frowns* „What, are you going to make fun of me??!“
Thorin: „Oh, my dear. No, I am not. Come here.“ *pulls you into a hug*
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I’m also planning on writing a fic based on this! :)