#kaposhka

hello all. i have gotten INCREASINGLY more unwell about the lltbp tour and my plans for mischief i'm going to get up to at the concert i'm going to have become even more elaborate. one of these plans required some typing, and i wanted to use the new Kaposhka alphabet, so i turned it into a font file everyone can download and memorize. it Will be on the final.

there are a couple characters that don't fall into the roman alphabet, so their equivalents on the keyboard are:

Ch = "<", ch = ">", Th = "{", th = "[", Sh = "}", and sh = "]". i didn't wanna sacrifice any other punctuation, so i left out Gh and gh (but for anyone who's interested, that letter is the one that looks like a Z with a slash through the middle!)

thank you @sharpestlives for providing clean images of nate piekos's article (post here -> https://www.tumblr.com/sharpestlives/789019293321953280/the-images-from-nate-piekos-article?source=share), @columbosunday for inspiring me to make my own attempt at making a font (post here -> https://www.tumblr.com/columbosunday/789000099936321536/made-a-useable-typeface-of-the-language-from-the?source=share), and @jetblkhotelmirror for their incredibly helpful decoder for Kaposhka!! (post here -> https://www.tumblr.com/jetblkhotelmirror/788994716547072000/hii-do-you-maybe-have-a-complete-list-of-the-mcr?source=share)

It’s kind hard to see, so here’s an outlined version with where I think the letter separations are:

“Long Live” The Black Parade.

Truly, it is a beautiful thing to witness the national pride that The Black Parade has inspired in all of us, and it's all thanks to our glorious GRAND IMMORTAL DICTATOR. So what better way to show your appreciation and loyalty than by doing your part and joining HIS mighty army?

Of course, everyone who enlists must first be medically cleared, to ensure all of HIS soldiers are healthy and fit to join. Luckily, a select few field nurses have been dispatched to administer these tests.

The Maroon Brigade of Last Responders has organized to perform these medical clearance tests at the LA Dodger's Stadium on July 26, before and after The Black Parade's performance. Private Kasket will be on the scene, wearing a white nurse's uniform that bears a heart insignia over the left side of his chest, and will be happy to grant you a free card to prove your medical clearance for enlistment into the MCRMY.

Additionally, if you feel a further calling to assist the Last Responders, please reach out for further information.

Long live DRAAG, and we hope to see you at the show.

(out of character info under the cut)