#kanoh

Girlypop ahh pose

awe yes this sweet man :((( i write !! i hope you enjoy :)

ps. this is for post timeskip!agito

kanoh agito

!!! WARNING: NSFW UNDER THE CUT !!!

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Agito Kanoh from Kengan Ashura

Look at these men. Then look at me, straight in the eye and tell me HOW I am supposed to not give them the ass eating of a lifetime?

They need their asses ATE

Dating Kanoh Agito headcanons

Kanoh x gn! Reader

Fluffy

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Yikes ok I do NOT have a good grasp on his character forgive me if it's ooc

He's kinda fun though

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- kanoh is dense, like REALLY dense

- I'd go so far as to compare him with a block of lead

- drop him in a lake and he's sinking straight to the bottom

- every single part of dating him is a struggle

- not saying you shouldn't get w him, no no no he deserves all the love and I believe you can give him that

- BUT

- you've been warned

- before the two of you even get into a relationship, romance would be the last thing on Kanohs mind, if it's even there at all (it isn't, you're gonna have to drill it in there yourself)

- you can try to subtly hint at wanting to be in a relationship with him, sure, but ask yourself honestly, do you think he would pick it up? No, not at all

- shits flying right over his head

- even worse if he falls for YOU first because he does not understand his emotions at all, bro does NOT know what he's doing

- kanoh would probably attempt to distance himself from you, thinking that you're a distraction to his job and that he can't be splitting his attention this way and that old man metsudos safety comes out on top

- he's awful at this, though

- he may not be physically close to you, but his eyes are glued to you 24/7, you could literally feel his stare boring holes in your back

- also, kanoh will NOT ask you out first. Ever.

- you are gonna have to spell it out clearly and bluntly that you want him as your partner bc his ass does not know how to interact with people normally, and knows even less about pursuing people romantically

- he'd probably ask katahara metsudo for advice (that old man's probably giggling at the amount of hints he's been missing)

- however, getting advice from that old man leads to a lot of traditional Japanese gifts from kanoh

- he'd probably get you an expensive tea set or jade bracelets because he's just going with whatever suggestions old man metsudo gives him

- kanoh is pretty observant, though, so soon enough he'll be getting gifts that actually fit your style

- Kanoh will definitely ask for your opinion on anything and be very straightforward with it too

- he just wants to make sure he's doing things right, it's probably his first time

- dates with him are probably very classic/ stereotypical, like the first few results when you google "date ideas"

- they're nice, of course, but it's very expectable with candle lit dinners, movies, not much pizzazz to it, but still enjoyable

- keep in mind this is all kengan ashura kanoh headcanons, while he's still focused mainly on being the fang of mestudo

- after he quit and starts actually living life for real, it gets easier

- he'd probably want you to move in with him

- kanoh would bring you out on long bike rides

- make sure you have your hands firmly grasped on his shoulders/ waist/ whatever part of his body your holding because that man goes WAAAAY over the speed limit

- I have no reason to believe this but I just do, okay

- maybe he does it on purpose so that you have no choice but to hold him, who knows (I know, because I wrote his, I can confirm it's true trust me🙏🙏🙏)

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Is he sweating THROUGH his latex???? HOW??? WHY??? Or is that all sweat from his exposed skin (head/neck) that dripped down his body??? HELP WHAT HE SHOULDN'T BE SO WET.RIGHT? do y'all think his cling wrap ahh suit pools with sweat. yucky man. That's crazy. Imagine him rolling up his pants part of his full body suit and freaking SWEAT pours out like a WATERFALL