#kaiyes

The Halo Show is going to hurt my gay little heart, and it will be my own fault for expecting anything. As usual, I express myself through tasteful pinups. This scene is shamelessly stolen from @sarnakhwritesthings story Shielding Experiments. https://archiveofourown.org/works/43354638

tagged by @deuce-t!

*points at PFP*

Julian Bashir/Jadzia Dax.

2. Halo womens...

Miranda Keyes/Kai-125

3. Admiral Hamish Alexander Lord White Haven/Admiral Lady Dame Sonja Hemphill Baroness Low Dehli (Sonja art by GumionArt from DeviantArt, linked here . Hamish art from the cover of one of the books. The curse of book fandoms without illustrations)

4. That said, speaking of book fandoms... Deryn Sharp/Prince Aleksander

...and, barking spiders, I can't find any of the good illustrations from the book online. I'm just going to direct you to @veyz's alek x deryn tag, pachow (plus bonus Bovril. Mr. Sharp!)

5. aaaand another book fandom, surprise surprise, I'm a fucking nerd:

Palamades Sextus/Camilla Hect, by my good pal @friendamedes

Honorable mentions go to Pheech and Martian Power Couple Alex Kamal and Bobbie Draper

Thanks so much, @helix-enterprises117 and @mrtobenamedlater for including me!

When I'm playing a video game, sitting here totally alone, not playing co-op or anything, if something good/fun/random happens, I say out loud some variation of, "Chat, check that out. Can you believe that just happened?" like I'm streaming on Twitch or something. Then I laugh, just 'cause. 🤷‍♀️😂

My tol and smol ships. I've loved those who are NOT tol and smol, of course, but I just have a particular love for those who are.

Kara/Luther, Detroit: Become Human

John-117/Talia, Halo the series

Kai-125/Miranda, Halo the series

Frank West/Leah Stein, Dead Rising (Okay, so Frank's not super tol, nor Leah super smol but my man is BURLY, so I'ma call this one accurate, lol).

Frank showing off his thiccc boi status, lol! 😇

3. Managing to 100% a game.

I just have 4 more achievements for Detroit: Become Human to go and I'm about to start the playthrough that should get all of them. 🤞😣🤞Dead Rising has 2 left but they're considerable: 5 Day Survivor and 7 Day Survivor. 5 Day Survivor means playing for 12 hours straight without dying once and without the ability to save. 7 Day Survivor is the same but takes 14 hours. They're both literally real life endurance challenges. Even still, I'm working up a strategy and plan on trying it one day. Just got to make sure I have my meals already planned and ready and that my family knows what I'm doing. I just love the game so much, I'd like to see if I can do it. And I'd like the Laser Sword you get for 5 Day Survivor (it's a lightsaber without the name, lol) and the boxer shorts with heart on them for 7DS. And just to know I was able to figure out a way to conquer them both.

I'll never be able to 100% the Halo Master Chief Collection simply because there are a lot of achievements requiring co-op play. Even without that, I have no desire to try and play LASO and I can't do the ones for "play the entire game on Legendary under 3 hours" even on the game that I'm absolute strongest at (Reach). I can play fast or I can play Legendary, just not both at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

I honestly never thought I'd beat even one modern game on Easy and now being able to complete or nearly complete 4 of them has made me so happy and proud. (I have a bit of a tremor in my hands so I have to adapt my play to account for that.)

4. The Halo theme. 'nuff said. When the game has written itself into your DNA, this song is part of your blood and bones.

5. Funny game glitches/random occurrences. Anything that's not really supposed to happen but then it does and there's something just so silly and ridiculous about it? Yeah, that's my jam!

Sara Ryder, the Pathfinder from Mass Effect: Andromeda, spending an entire gaming session, crouching over and talking to everybody's, um, belt buckles, will NEVER not make me laugh! 😂

saw this template, went 'hold on a sec i have a ship this fits' and lo and behold! a meme!

i will not elaborate on what is what til whatever is picked is done