Remember when we were fooled into thinking Dorian and Lily got so bored of dancing around the living room in their own blood they bought tickets to a snuff film?

SIKE!

However, they did make that adult film actress owe them her life. They’re not exactly vigilantes, but we stan either way.

Meanwhile, at the school reunion:

I keep ragging on Victor, but I really do love him. I just happen to love the potential of this Henry more.

He is mannered and polite, but he's not the charmer his old, privileged white counterpart could afford to be. But it's part of his backstory and it's a damn compelling one at that. It's not just his father who cast him aside, but society at large.

Speaking of fathers, Ethan has two of them and they're two old men against the sea.

But they do provide us with some genuine Western Gothic aesthetic.