#k4n4y4

[11:56] TA: hey kanaya

[11:56] TA: wha75 up

[11:57] GA: Oh Hey

[11:57] GA: Not Very Much Actually

[11:57] GA: A Good Chunk Of The Crew Is Out Exploring

[11:57] TA: oh 5hi7

[11:58] TA: aradia 7old me abou7 7ha7

[11:58] TA: i fell a5leep

[11:59] GA: Thats Unfortunate

[11:59] GA: Id Say Its Not Too Late To Join Them But It Is In Fact Far Too Late

[11:59] TA: oh no 5ay i75 no7 5o

[12:00] TA: did you wan7 7o hang ou7

[12:01] TA: im kind of hungry and i have 5ome7hing i wan7 7o give you anyway

[12:01] GA: Wait Really

[12:01] GA: In Response To Both Those Things

[12:02] TA: no no7 really

[12:02] TA: i have your human goa7

[12:02] TA: i75 been ab5conded wi7h

[12:02] TA: ah 5hi7 5on

[12:02] GA: Release It At Once

[12:02] TA: i will no7

[12:03] GA: Whats A Human Goat Anyway

[12:04] TA: 5ome kind of animal wi7h horn5 7ha7 defie5 7he law5 of every7hing and i5 ridiculou5ly cu7e

[12:04] GA: Oh Ok

[12:05] TA: or a7 lea57 7ha75 wha7 i heard

[12:06] GA: Ill Bring You Something

[12:08] TA: wha7 are you bringing me

[12:08] TA: are you brining 7he bee5

[12:08] GA: Why Would I Bring You Bees

[12:08] TA: are you realea5ing 7hem from 7heir perilou5 pri5on

[12:08] GA: What Are You Even Talking About

[12:08] GA: Have You Been Interacting With The Humans Lately

[12:09] TA: no

[12:09] GA: Or Is There Some Cage Of Bees Im As Yet Unaware Of

[12:09] TA: you haven7 heard of 7he bee5

[12:09] TA: 7he one5 in 7he 7rap

[12:10] GA: No Why Are We In Possession Of Captured Bees

[12:10] TA: i 7hink you mean

[12:11] TA: cap7ored

[12:11] TA: :7orllcool:

[12:11] GA: No

[12:11] TA: fuck

[12:11] TA: i

[12:11] GA: Hahahahahaha

[12:11] TA: FUCK

[12:12] TA: okay

[12:12] TA: wow

[12:12] TA: fuck 7hi5

[12:12] TA: bring my la57 meal

[12:12] TA: im ready 7o go

[12:12] GA: Im On The Way

[12:13] TA: wai7

[12:13] TA: which block are you going 7o

[12:13] TA: mine or aradia5

[12:27] GA: Which One Are You In

[12:27] TA: which one are you coming 7o

[12:32] GA: Whichever One You Happen To Be Inside

[12:32] TA: ill be in5ide whichever one youre coming 7o

[12:35] GA: What If I Head To The Roof Will You Come There

[12:36] TA: i wa5 hanging ou7 up 7here 7he o7her day

[12:36] GA: Is That A Yes Or No

[12:37] TA: are we having a picnic on 7op of 7he 5hip becau5e 7ha7 5ound5 5wee7er 7han rumble 5phere5

[12:38] GA: Sure Why Not

[12:38] GA: If By Picnic You Mean Lawnmeal

[12:38] TA: human5 call i7 a picnic

[12:39] TA: grooble 7ha7 5hi7

[12:40] GA: I Have A Book On Human Terms So That Wont Be Necessary

[12:40] GA: I Got It On Lolar

[12:40] TA: human 7erm5 for dummie5

[12:41] TA: kanaya youre no dummy

[12:41] GA: I Think Its Actually Called The Assholes Guide To Humans

[12:41] TA: holy 5hi7

[12:41] TA: 7ha75 even be77er

[12:42] TA: im on 7he roof now

[12:42] TA: 7he roof

[12:42] TA: 7he roof

[12:43] TA: 7he roof i5 on fire

[12:45] GA: Ok Im Really On The Way Now

[12:47] TA: ill be here

[12:50] GA: *Kanaya arrives on the roof, ready to put a fire out, but there's no fire. Oh. Okay. She does have a tray full of food, though.*

[12:51] TA: *Mituna's just idly floating around on his back, enjoying the cool air. he doesn't really notice Kanaya's presence*

[12:51] GA: Mituna

[12:51] TA: hm

[12:51] TA: oh

[12:52] GA: Hi

[12:52] TA: *He pauses and floats up to Kanaya, grinning. He looks like he's actually gotten sleep for once*

[12:52] TA: hey

[12:53] GA: You Look

[12:53] GA: Unnaturally Healthy

[12:53] TA: wha7

[12:54] GA: Nothing

[12:54] TA: *blink*

[12:54] TA: okay

[12:54] GA: *sets food don*

[12:54] GA: **dOWN

[12:54] TA: how are you

[12:57] GA: Im Doing Ok

[12:57] GA: *quirks a brow* How Are You Feeling

[12:57] GA: *it's not like he asks her to hang out often*

[12:57] GA: *or feed him for that matter*

[12:57] TA: pre77y alrigh7

[12:57] TA: a li77le hungry

[12:57] TA: my head hur75 a lo7 57ill

[12:58] TA: bu7 i75 ge77ing more manageable

[12:58] GA: Yes Eating Right Tends To Help

[12:58] TA: *He's trying to be nicem JEEZ kanaya*

[12:58] TA: yeah i doub7 ea7ing righ7 will help wi7h 7hi5

[12:59] GA: Oh

[12:59] GA: Yeah

[01:00] TA: *he scratches the back of his head*

[01:00] TA: oh

[01:00] GA: *nudges food around*

[01:01] TA: bu7 i wan7ed 7o give you 5ome7hing

[01:01] TA: ive been kind of on an ar7i57ic 57reak recen7ly

[01:01] GA: Hm

[01:01] GA: ?

[01:02] TA: *He uncaptchas a painting. It's a portrait of kanaya in a sparkling gown, applying lipstick and looking forward with a flirtatious and dangerous look*

[01:02] TA: *Congrats kanaya. This is how he sees you. Sometimes. He didn't give you the one where youre shoving food at people*

[01:05] TA: *The colors aredark and warm, choosing to put her in a red dress and she's pale in the picture, like she is when she's lit up, but it seems to be more of a stylistic choice as opposed to a reference to that. The background is black with splotches of color ranging the hemospectrum*

[01:06] GA: !!!!!!

[01:06] GA: Oh My God

[01:06] GA: I

[01:06] GA: *Okay. Wow. She is blushing.*

[01:06] TA: *He grins and peeks from behind the portrait*

[01:06] GA: *blushing ACCELERATES*

[01:06] GA: This Is

[01:06] GA: Its Amazing

[01:07] TA: *gotta blush fast*

[01:07] GA: Is That Me

[01:07] GA: *she has to check ok*

[01:07] TA: no 7ha75 5ome o7her jadeblood 7ha7 i 7hink i5 5uper cool

[01:07] TA: wai7

[01:07] TA: i do know a lo7 of 7ho5e

[01:07] TA: bu7 ye5

[01:07] GA: ...

[01:07] GA: Oh

[01:07] TA: i75 you

[01:07] GA: Haha

[01:07] GA: Wow Ok

[01:07] GA: I

[01:07] GA: Dont Know What To Say

[01:08] GA: Its Beautiful

[01:08] GA: I Look

[01:08] GA: Um

[01:08] GA: Thank You

[01:08] TA: 7hank5

[01:08] TA: um

[01:08] TA: i wan7ed 7o 5ay i wa5 5orry

[01:08] TA: for being difficul7

[01:08] TA: and a 5hi7

[01:08] TA: i mean i 57ill will be

[01:08] TA: becau5e 7ha75 ju57 me

[01:08] TA: bu7 i know you worry abou7 people

[01:09] TA: and you ju57 wan7 7o help

[01:09] TA: 5ome7ime5 aggre55ively

[01:09] GA: Heh

[01:09] TA: bu7 i wan7ed 7o pain7 5ome7hing 7ha7 ju57 kind of embodie5 you

[01:09] TA: i don7 7hink i caugh7 every7hing

[01:09] TA: bu7 i like how 7hi5 7urned ou7

[01:10] GA: *Hot damn. He thinks she embodies THIS????*

[01:10] GA: I Like How It Turn On Too

[01:10] GA: ***Turned

[01:10] GA: ...

[01:10] GA: Out

[01:10] TA: *snorts*

[01:10] GA: *kill her now*

[01:11] GA: I Mean

[01:11] GA: Its Very Nice

[01:11] TA: 5o are you

[01:11] GA: *MITUNA STAP*

[01:12] GA: Thank

[01:12] GA: ...You

[01:12] TA: youre welcome

[01:12] GA: Do I Just

[01:12] GA: Take It

[01:12] TA: well

[01:12] TA: yeah

[01:12] TA: hang i7 up in your block if you wan7

[01:12] TA: or

[01:13] TA: wherever you wan7 7o

[01:13] TA: *He holds it out to her to take*

[01:14] GA: Haha Ok *she accepts it, unsure if she's going to hang it up in her block... that seems kind of vain. but it IS amazing. what do*

[01:15] TA: im glad you like i7

[01:15] TA: ehehehehe

[01:17] GA: I Do

[01:17] GA: *She's still pretty flustered, so she just goes ahead and captchalogues it*

[01:18] GA: I Hope You Like

[01:18] GA: This

[01:18] GA: *gestures at FOOD*

[01:18] TA: wha7d you bring

[01:18] TA: *He's gonna be a picky lil shit now. Prepare*

[01:21] GA: Roasted Cluckbeast With A Garlic Oyster Fungus Sauce Tubers And Legumes

[01:21] GA: And Also A Berry Cobbler

[01:22] TA: *Mituna looks like he has zero clue what any of that is.*

[01:22] GA: ...

[01:22] TA: *You should probably worry about him again*

[01:22] GA: Why Are You Looking At Me Like That

[01:23] TA: w7f i5 garlic oy57er fungu5 5auce

[01:23] TA: i mean

[01:23] TA: i know wha7 oy57er5 are

[01:23] TA: bu7 wha7

[01:23] GA: Garlic Is A Bulbous Plant

[01:24] GA: It Makes A Nice Seasoning

[01:24] TA: i know wha7 garlic i5

[01:24] GA: Ok

[01:24] GA: What Are You Confused About Then

[01:24] GA: Is It The Fungus Part

[01:25] TA: ye5

[01:25] GA: It Is A Harmless Fleshy Growth That Springs Up From The Earth

[01:26] TA: ...

[01:26] TA: weird

[01:26] GA: A Little

[01:26] TA: *stares at the food*

[01:26] TA: *stomach rumbles*

[01:26] TA: ....

[01:26] TA: i gue55 ill give i7 a 7ry

[01:28] GA: Excellent

[01:28] TA: *He floats up the tray, and with psionics cuts a piece of chicken and floats it into his mouth*

[01:29] GA: *Wow. What a lazy asshole*

[01:29] TA: *The flavor is different. he definitely appreciates the taste of oyster. He didn't know he'd missed that flavor. He chews on it in contemplation*

[01:32] GA: *She watches him closely. This is very important.*

[01:33] TA: *He cuts off a piece and eats another bite. he looks unimpressed, but it's food, and he told karkat he'd try.*

[01:35] TA: i75 differen7

[01:35] GA: *She sighs a little.*

[01:35] TA: i like 7he oy57er 7a57e

[01:36] GA: Good

[01:36] GA: *She's making a mental note of that. Clam chowder maybe?*

[01:36] TA: i a7e a lo7 of 5eafood when i wa5 growing up

[01:36] GA: Really

[01:36] GA: Thats Odd

[01:36] TA: yeah

[01:37] TA: *He looks a little embarrassed*

[01:37] TA: no7 everyone ge75 rai5ed by a 5eadweller

[01:37] GA: Ok Yeah That Is More Odd

[01:37] GA: Why Were You Raised By A Seadweller

[01:37] TA: i wa5

[01:37] TA: i wa5 um

[01:37] TA: culled

[01:38] GA: *BUH WHA?*

[01:38] GA: You

[01:38] GA: Dont Look Exceptionally Culled To Me

[01:38] TA: *blinks*

[01:38] TA: oh

[01:38] TA: yeah

[01:38] TA: im from beforu5

[01:38] TA: no7 al7ernia

[01:38] GA: Oh

[01:38] GA: *Kanaya doesn't know much about Beforus.*

[01:38] TA: i7 work5 differen7ly 7here

[01:38] GA: Ok

[01:39] GA: So How Does It Work

[01:39] TA: culling i5 u5ually when a highblood 7ake5 in a 7roll 7ha7 7hey deem unfi7 or dangerou5 and 7hey rai5e you

[01:40] TA: i acciden7ally killed my lu5u5 and 7hey deemed my power5 dangerou5

[01:40] TA: and me a mu7an7

[01:40] TA: 7he empre55 her5elf almo57 7ook me in bu7 her friend did in57ead

[01:42] GA: Oh

[01:42] GA: The Beforus Empress You Mean

[01:42] TA: yeah

[01:42] GA: ...

[01:42] GA: Im Sorry About Your Lusus

[01:43] TA: i75

[01:43] TA: okay i gue55

[01:43] TA: i don7 really remember him

[01:43] TA: i ju57 remember him being a dumb 5ack of 5hi7

[01:43] TA: bu7 7rying

[01:43] GA: Heh

[01:44] TA: *He looks a little uncomfortable, a little sad too*

[01:44] GA: My Lusus Met An Early Death As Well

[01:44] TA: im 5orry

[01:45] GA: No Its Ok

[01:45] GA: I Just Mean

[01:45] GA: I Understand On That Point At The Very Least

[01:45] TA: 7hey 7hink 7hey know wha75 be57 for you

[01:45] TA: 7he highblood5 on beforu5 i mean

[01:46] TA: 7hey 5wear 7heyre being nice

[01:46] TA: and i gue55 yeah i love my mom5

[01:46] TA: bu7 7heyre 5o 57ifling

[01:46] TA: and do7ing

[01:46] TA: and i75 ju57

[01:46] TA: fuck 7ha7 noi5e

[01:46] TA: i 7hink 7ha75 why la7z ab5conded 7he fuck ou77a 7here

[01:46] GA: *Huh. Maybe that's why he's so reckless now. And so opposed to her help.*

[01:47] GA: I Can Imagine Its Nicer To Have Freedoms Now

[01:48] TA: lmao yeah

[01:48] TA: kind of

[01:48] GA: Kind Of

[01:48] TA: i75 7he mili7ary

[01:48] TA: you only have 5o much freedom

[01:48] GA: Point Taken

[01:48] TA: and if you haven7 no7iced

[01:48] TA: im 7he only lowblood wi7h my rank

[01:49] TA: 7hey don7 give a 5hi7

[01:50] GA: It Doesnt Seem Much Different Than Usual Does It

[01:50] TA: nope

[01:50] GA: The Highest Blood Colors With The Highest Ranks And Yet We Operate Under The Guise Of Equality

[01:51] TA: i gue55 7ha75 kind of why i goof off anyway

[01:51] GA: I Suppose Some Things Take Longer To Change Than Others

[01:51] TA: 7hey wouldn7 li57en 7o me if i 7ook 5hi7 5eriou5ly anyway

[01:53] GA: You Would Probably Goof Off Regardless

[01:53] TA: okay yeah

[01:53] GA: *grins a little*

[01:55] TA: *He pushes some hair out of his face and he grins back some*

[01:59] GA: I Almost Feel Like Im Doing The Duty They Saw Fit For My Blood Color As Well

[01:59] GA: Though Admittedly I Know A Bit About Some Of It

[01:59] GA: Well

[01:59] GA: I Know More About All Of It Now Than I Did At The Start

[02:01] TA: wha7 do you mean

[02:01] TA: i don7 know much abou7 jadeblood5

[02:01] TA: i 5hould probably a5k porrim

[02:01] TA: or you

[02:01] TA: or amirra

[02:02] GA: Amirra

[02:02] GA: Whos That

[02:03] TA: *A look of realization dawns on his face*

[02:03] TA: oh

[02:03] TA: righ7

[02:03] TA: 7he doloro5a

[02:05] GA: *Yeah, Kanaya still doesn't know who this is. She's not the expert on the rebels.*

[02:05] GA: Um

[02:05] TA: um

[02:05] TA: mo7her of 7he 5ignle55

[02:05] GA: Who

[02:06] GA: Oh

[02:06] GA: Oh!

[02:06] GA: Shes Here

[02:06] TA: yeah

[02:06] GA: Thank Goodness

[02:06] TA: i go7 7o mee7 her

[02:06] GA: Thats Nice

[02:06] GA: How Uh

[02:06] TA: 5o i5 5he

[02:06] GA: Similar Would You Say We Are

[02:07] TA: 5he5 really nice

[02:07] TA: bu7 i feel like 5hed be really 5cary if you pi55ed her off

[02:07] TA: and 5he5 5uper pro7ec7ive and ge75 5eriou5

[02:07] TA: 5he wa5 all bu5ine55 when i 7old her p5ionic wa5 on board

[02:08] TA: *Wait fuck, should he have said that? Kanaya was part of the crew, it was probably okay*

[02:09] GA: Psionic

[02:09] GA: Wait

[02:09] GA: The Psionic

[02:10] GA: *She has heard that name. He's about the only rebel that's really heard of, considering his connection to the empress, and all the romantic tales about them.*

[02:10] GA: That Psionic

[02:10] TA: *Mituna still feels weird about him. His alternate title that mirrors his own and what it implies. He swallows something hard*

[02:10] TA: ye5

[02:10] TA: him

[02:16] GA: Wow

[02:16] GA: I Had Thought That He

[02:16] GA: Was Gone

[02:16] TA: me 7oo

[02:16] TA: i ju57

[02:16] TA: 5aw him going 7hrough 7he a7rium wi7h karka7

[02:17] TA: i don7 know how he 5urvived

[02:17] TA: bu7 im 5ure i75 him

[02:17] TA: i can

[02:17] TA: feel i7

[02:18] TA: people like me and 5ollux aren7 common

[02:21] GA: I See

[02:27] GA: Or I Guess I Dont SEe

[02:27] GA: But I Can Acknowledge That As An Experience Personal To You

[02:31] TA: yeah

[02:31] TA: i75 weird

[02:39] GA: I May Feel Similarly When I Meet Her

[02:39] GA: Who Knows

[02:59] TA: maybe

[02:59] TA: or maybe 7he univer5e will implode from all 7he ho7

[03:00] GA: The

[03:00] GA: Wh

[03:01] GA: What

[03:01] TA: no7hin

[03:06] TA: *He eats more chicken. Look Kanaya he's eating. Mmmm tubers too.*

[03:06] GA: ...

[03:06] GA: *SQUINTO*

[03:06] TA: *TUBERO*

[03:07] TA: *he just grins*

[03:07] TA: i 7hink im ge77ing u5ed 7o 7hi5

[03:08] GA: Tubers

[03:08] TA: and 7he cluckbea57

[03:21] GA: Good

[03:21] GA: At Least Im Assuming You Mean That In A Good Way

[03:25] TA: i do

[03:28] GA: Ok Then Still Good

[03:28] GA: *She's just. Watching him eat.*

[03:28] GA: *It almost makes her kind of hungry, but that's not a good thing. She's ALWAYS HUNGRY.*

[03:30] TA: um

[03:30] TA: u ok

[03:31] GA: Im Fine

[03:31] TA: *nom nom nom*

[03:31] TA: are you 5ure

[03:32] GA: I Am Fairly Certain

[03:32] TA: 7ha75 no7 a one hundred percen7

[03:32] TA: *MItuna ate all his food. Good job Mituna.*

[03:34] GA: Im Just Sort Of

[03:34] GA: Feeling Pangs

[03:37] TA: pang5

[03:37] TA: *He's so confused rn*

[03:40] GA: Of

[03:40] GA: Hunger Type

[03:40] GA: Feelings

[03:40] TA: 7hen ea7

[03:40] GA: ..

[03:41] GA: I Imbibe Bodily Fluids For Sustenance

[03:41] TA: oh

[03:41] TA: well 7ha75

[03:41] TA: 7ha75 kind of

[03:41] TA: huh

[03:41] TA: wha7 kind of bodily fluid5 are we 7alkinn here

[03:41] GA: Blood

[03:41] GA: Im Talking Solely About Blood

[03:42] GA: And No Other Thing

[03:42] TA: okay cool were on 7he 5ame page

[03:46] GA: Thank God

[03:46] TA: ehehehe

[03:47] TA: 5o do you

[03:47] TA: wan7

[03:47] TA: 5ome blood

[03:48] GA: *YES*

[03:48] GA: ...

[03:48] GA: Maybe

[03:48] TA: um

[03:48] TA: you can have 5ome if you wan7

[03:48] TA: a5 long a5 i7 doe5n7 kill me

[03:48] TA: or 5ome7hing

[03:49] GA: Its Not Going To Kill You

[03:49] GA: I Already Had Some Of Aradias

[03:49] TA: wai7 wha7

[03:50] TA: 5eriou5ly

[03:50] TA: wha7 7he fuck

[03:52] GA: Why Is That So Shocking

[03:52] TA: 5he never 7old me

[04:00] GA: I Dont Imagine She Found It A Very Big Deal

[04:01] TA: yeah probably no7

[04:05] GA: So

[04:05] GA: *fidgets a little*

[04:08] TA: *He's a little nervous, but Kanaya is a friend and he'd do this for Porrim too if she asked so he doesn't really see why not*

[04:08] TA: yeah

[04:08] TA: you can

[04:08] TA: wha7 do you need me 7o do

[04:09] GA: Just

[04:09] GA: Hold Out Your Wrist

[04:10] TA: 7ha75 i7

[04:11] TA: *dude he so holds out his wrist. He is the wrist holding out champ. Peep that sweet wrist*

[04:13] GA: *She uncaptchas her medkit that she tends to keep handy now, scooting a little closer so he doesn't have to hold that shit out and she can just... hold it. So she does, already feeling hungrier by the second.* Youre Sure About This

[04:14] TA: yeah

[04:14] TA: i75 7o7e5 cool kanaya

[04:19] GA: Ok

[04:21] GA: *She takes a breath, then lowers her head as she pulls his wrist up to her a little, her fangs breaking the skin and her mouth latching on to catch the gold that spills out.*

[04:21] GA: *Holy shit his blood sugar is high.*

[04:25] TA: *She pierced his skin and it was an odd sensation, it hurt, but it stirred something small in his belly that made him bite down on his lip and suppress a small noise. He could feel the liquid spilling into her and his head swam, jut a little.*

[04:31] GA: *I AM SAVING YOU FROM DIABETES MITUNA, YOU'RE WELCOME.*

[04:31] GA: *i mean*

[04:36] GA: *She doesn't want to take too much, as tempting as it feels, so eventually she pulls away after a perfunctory lick, pulling out a bit of cleaning liquid and a bandage to fix him up with.*

[04:38] TA: *He cleared his throat. That was a more pleasurable experience than he thought it would be and than he'd like to admit. He was a tad lightheaded, but he'd managed*

[04:38] TA: do you feel be77er

[04:38] GA: Yeah A Bit

[04:39] TA: only a bi7

[04:40] GA: Im An Exceptionally Thirsty Person

[04:41] TA: do you wan7 more

[04:43] GA: I Dont Think I Should

[04:43] TA: im pre77y 5ure ill be okay

[04:43] TA: ju57 give me a cookie or 5ome7hing af7er

[04:43] GA: No

[04:43] TA: 7ha75 how 7ha7 work5 righ7

[04:44] GA: That Is A Terrible IDea

[04:44] GA: Your Blood Sugar Is High Enough As It Is

[04:44] GA: Youre The Sweetest Thing Ive Tasted In A While

[04:44] TA: aww 5huck5 kanaya

[04:44] GA: *that sounded like a romance novel line, and that didn't fuckING HELP MITUNA she's definitely blushing now*

[04:44] GA: I Didnt

[04:44] GA: Im Being Literal

[04:45] GA: As One Can Possibly Be

[04:45] TA: *help she's so cute*

[04:45] TA: okay

[04:45] TA: bu7 like

[04:45] TA: i can 7ake an iron 5upplemen7 or 5ome7hing

[04:45] TA: or ea7 more cluckbea57 if you have i7

[04:45] GA: It Takes Over A Month For Your Iron To Replenish

[04:46] GA: **Perigee

[04:46] GA: **Yeah

[04:46] TA: holy 5hi7 kanaya 7ake more im fine ju57

[04:47] GA: If I Take More It Could-- Make It Harder Later

[04:47] GA: And

[04:47] TA: 57op being a fucking mom abou7 i7 and 7hink abou7 your5elf for once holy 5hi7

[04:47] GA: Mituna I Could Hurt You

[04:48] TA: 5o wha7 youre hungry

[04:48] TA: i wan7 7o help

[04:48] TA: why don7 you ju57 like

[04:48] GA: You Have Helped

[04:48] TA: keep a 5upply

[04:48] GA: A Supply

[04:48] TA: ye5

[04:49] GA: What

[04:49] TA: like a fucking blood drive

[04:49] GA: That Seems Silly

[04:49] TA: have everyone dona7e blood 7ha7 way you have a back 57ock and don7 have to worry abou7 alway5 having 7o feed righ7 7hen and maybe lo5ing con7rol or wha7ever 7he fuck

[04:50] TA: no wha75 5illy i5 feeding on a need by need ba5i5 when you know your alway5 hungry

[04:50] TA: youre a walking liabili7y if you don7 have a back up

[04:52] GA: I Am Not A Liability

[04:52] GA: I Have

[04:53] GA: Certain Fallbacks

[04:53] TA: like wha7

[04:53] GA: Alchemized Blood

[04:53] GA: Its Not Really The Same

[04:53] GA: But Its Something

[04:54] TA: holy 5hi7 have you been wa7ching 7oo much 7roll 7rue blood or wha7

[04:54] GA: What

[04:54] GA: No I

[04:54] GA: Hahaha

[04:54] TA: *He groans loudly in frustration*

[04:54] TA: alrigh7 wha7ever

[04:54] GA: *She loves True Blood. LOVES IT*

[04:54] TA: do wha7 you wan7

[04:55] TA: *He pulls his wrist back*

[04:55] GA: I Will

[04:55] GA: ... Thanks

[04:56] TA: youre welcome

[04:56] TA: *He just grumps a little. It sucks to be the only one thinking rationally for once.*

[04:57] GA: *I AM A VERY RATIONAL TROLL. organizing a blood drive would draw way too much attention and it's not like her eating is more important than people's... living. Yes.*

[04:58] TA: you know

[04:58] GA: What

[04:58] TA: you could 5ay i75 for medical rea5on5

[04:59] TA: 7o alchemize a back57ock of blood for 7he crew and member5 in ca5e 7hey need a 7ran5fu5ion

[04:59] TA: becau5e 7hen 7hey could could 57ill alchemize more from 7he 5ample5

[04:59] TA: 7wo bird5 one 57one

[04:59] TA: er

[05:00] TA: i 7hink i u5ed 7ha7 righ7

[05:00] GA: I Have No Idea

[05:00] GA: I Guess I Could Think About It

[05:00] GA: Im Not In Medical Though

[05:00] TA: mi55 pain7 i5

[05:01] TA: and aradia5 moirail i5 like 7he lord of 5cience

[05:01] TA: al5o jade

[05:01] TA: im pre77y 5ure 7heyd help find a 5olu7ion if you a5ked

[05:02] TA: *He's worried about you now, Kanaya. MY HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED*

[05:04] TA: *He just shrugs*

[05:04] TA: i don7 know

[05:05] TA: my idea5 are probably dumb

[05:05] GA: No Theyre Not

[05:06] TA: yeah okay

[05:06] TA: *He looks*

[05:06] TA: didn7 you bring 5ome7hing el5e 7o ea7 7oo

[05:08] GA: Oh Yeah

[05:08] GA: Cobbler

[05:08] GA: *points at it*

[05:09] TA: wha75 a cobbler

[05:10] GA: It Is A Baked Fruit And Grain Batter Dish

[05:11] TA: like a pie

[05:11] GA: Sort Of

[05:12] GA: More Like If A Pie Were A Casserole

[05:12] TA: well

[05:12] TA: i like pie

[05:12] GA: You Do In Fact Like Pie

[05:12] TA: ye5

[05:12] TA: ye5 i do

[05:13] GA: Try It

[05:13] TA: okay okay

[05:14] TA: *He picks up the mysterious cobbler and tries a piece. It was good, could use more sugar, maybe ice cream, but still pretty good*

[05:14] TA: mmmmm

[05:17] GA: That Sounds Like A Good Noise

[05:17] TA: i75 pre77y good

[05:18] TA: *noms more of it*

[05:18] GA: *thank goodness, what a picky dork*

[05:18] TA: pie i5 be77er 7hough

[05:19] GA: Ill Make You Some Pie Next Time

[05:19] TA: apple pie

[05:19] TA: wi7h 7ha7 crumb 7opping

[05:19] TA: *He looks so excited*

[05:19] GA: Ok

[05:19] TA: wai7

[05:19] TA: really

[05:20] GA: What Do You Mean Really

[05:20] TA: like

[05:20] GA: I Dont See Why Not

[05:20] TA: are you really going 7o

[05:22] GA: Yes

[05:22] TA: i gue55 im kind of 5urpri5ed 7ha7 youd go ou7 of your way 7o

[05:24] GA: Its Not Really Out Of The Way

[05:24] GA: It Just Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Do

[05:25] TA: oh yeah

[05:25] TA: 5uper rea5onable

[05:25] TA: okay

[05:25] TA: well

[05:25] TA: i75 pie

[05:25] GA: Pie Is Reasonable

[05:25] TA: pie i5 pre77y rea5onable

[05:26] GA: Im Glad Weve Got That Factoid Out On The Table

[05:26] TA: where everyone can wi7ne55 i7

[05:27] GA: You Should Still Eat The Cobbler Though

[05:27] TA: *How do you expect him to eat it when he is already finished?*

[05:27] TA: wha7 cobbler

[05:27] GA: ...

[05:27] GA: Oh

[05:28] GA: Nevermind

[05:28] TA: okay

[09:20] GA: Im Guessing You Liked It [09:23] TA: i7 wa5 pre77y alrigh7

[09:24] TA: okay ac7ually i7 wa5 deliciou5

[09:25] TA: could have u5ed 5ome ice cream

[09:25] TA: *awkward tuna shuffles*

[09:25] GA: Ill Get Some Next Time

[09:25] GA: Thanks For The Tip

[09:25] TA: never 7hank 5omeone for 7he 7ip

[09:26] TA: bu7 7hank5 for 7he food

[09:26] GA: ...

[09:26] TA: and

[09:26] TA: 5orry

[09:26] TA: again

[09:26] TA: if i didn7 5ay i7 before

[09:26] TA: i dunno

[09:27] TA: i know you ju57 wan7 7o help

[09:27] GA: I Dont Get It

[09:27] GA: What Are You Apologizing For

[09:28] TA: for being difficul7 i gue55

[09:28] TA: *He shrugs and floats all the containers and stuff together neatly*

[09:29] GA: No Its Ok

[09:29] GA: I Get It

[09:30] GA: That Changing Is Difficult

[09:30] GA: And Its Not As If I Am

[09:30] GA: Well You Know Its Just My Official Job

[09:31] TA: your official job i5 7o force feed people

[09:31] GA: I Didnt Force Feed Anybody

[09:31] GA: I Just Encouraged It

[09:31] TA: okay

[09:32] TA: well

[09:32] TA: i hope you enjoy your pain7ing

[09:33] TA: *Shuffles a little more*

[09:36] GA: *Look at him shuffling. He is precious, and she is confused.* I Do

[09:36] GA: Are We Heading Back Inside Now

[09:38] TA: yeah i 7hink 7hi5 5hindig i5 offcially over

[09:39] TA: *He grins at her and floats towards the entrance back to the ship*

[09:39] GA: Heh Alright

[09:39] TA: ill 5ee you la7er okay

[09:39] GA: Yes

[09:39] GA: See You

[09:39] TA: 533Y4