#k whatever

The Real Saga of Thranduil: The Power Behind the Throne. ‘K. Whatever.

Oh right...forgot...what happened at my appointments...

1) My doctor actually wrote a prescription for me to actually keep a diary of wasting time. Why? Because she thinks I need to waste time because of all that is happening in my life with the book, fans, etc. She actually said I should take Lee Pace’s lead and find a hammock somewhere and read a book or just clear my head. What? Writing 767 pages in a year and a half a lot or something? I like it. It relaxes me. Homicides went down since I started this book. Be happy. Oh, and I’m supposed to schedule stuff. ‘K. Whatever.

2) Okay, so I am becoming “known” or something. I don’t know why, honestly. I seem to have mesmerized an author in Canada. He is spellbound about the sheer magnitude of this book. You know, I didn’t think it was that big a deal until strangers started showing me their rare Tolkien collections. For me, it’s still for my dad, but I am aware of the fact that somehow it’s a big deal. I am also aware that everyone within earshot has one thing on their mind--when’s Lee Pace going to read this, has he read it, does he know about it, what’s he think about it, and why’s he holding a rooster? I don’t know the answer to any of those questions. But I finally gave in to one request--I’ll consider a movie if it comes up and only if my demands are met. Oh, and I’m supposed to like Lee. ‘K. Whatever.

3) I eat way too many crackers. ‘K, that is just my own observation.

4) So, I guess Book II: The Saga of Thranduil is going first. ‘K. Whatever.

5) All Hell is about to break loose. I know. What a shock. I’m still on Chapter 26 of 34. The closer to 34 I get...yeah, I know...’K. Whatever. At this point, I’m pretty sure I’m running into Lee Pace. Eh, what could possibly happen?

‘K. Whatever. I am off to do something I shouldn’t be doing like working or something. Maybe I’ll get the sleep they keep asking me if I’m getting. Their main concern is if all this political stuff is affecting my work on the book. Let me think about that for a moment....