#justweskerthings

//★Sometimes I forget that canonically, Albert and Alex Wesker are basically the universe’s most toxic gifted siblings. ( Not by blood)

Albert: “I will become a god.”

Alex: “I will perfect consciousness and defy death itself.”

Both of them: “Let’s ruin the world to prove a point.”

Like imagine being a lab tech just trying to eat lunch while those two are arguing about who’s more “enlightened.” 💀

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Okay listen, I get why people ship Chrisker. The tension? The mutual obsession? The way Chris can’t stop talking about Wesker even years after the volcano incident?? It’s textbook enemies-to-something-more energy.

That said… it’s one of those ships that only works for me in very specific contexts. I don’t see them suddenly dropping their lifelong grudges and baking cookies together. It’s more like:

rage, guilt, twisted admiration, unresolved everything.

toxic, intense, and probably doomed, but fascinating to explore in RP or fanfic form.

So yeah,canonically? They’d kill each other again.

But in AUs, dream sequences, or psychological "you haunt my mind" type stuff? Oh, absolutely. Give me that “I hate how much I care about you” dynamic any day.

– 𝒜.𝒲.

Another morning, another chance to remind humanity why I exist.

You’re welcome.

#JustWeskerThings #SuperiorBeing

- A.W

Ok but hear me out. remember that moment when he found out his whole “destiny” was engineered by a couple of crusty old men?

Yeah. that. Absolutely broke him. He’d never admit it, of course, but suddenly our “calculated mastermind” was full-on emotional meltdown mode. 🖤

Like. The decisions he made after the Wesker Project reveal? Drastic. The Spencer murder? emotionally fueled. The whole volcano scene? iconic Pisces meltdown energy. Pulling archenemies into lava? Literally symbolic brain chaos. It’s like… he’s all precision and control until someone shows him he was manufactured, then BOOM. Feelings. feelings everywhere. dramatic gestures. monologues. fiery lava.

so yeah. just. Pisces things. 🐟

So apparently my Wesker Muse has… an Orange cat? Yes. His name is Alpurrrt Whisker. 🐾🍊

Yes he has a Twitter account too:

Like imagine Wesker, the cold, calculating mastermind, strolling around in his black turtleneck, and there’s this fluffy orange menace weaving between his legs demanding attention. and he’s just… pretending to ignore it while secretly letting it nap on his shoulder. Classic.

The puns are endless too. Sometimes he calls him “my little agent of chaos” or just “Alpurrt” when he’s feeling generous. Honestly, i didn’t know Wesker could be soft, but here we are.

Sherry… my godchild. Still alive. Still unaware of the truths I once warned her of. It is… disappointing, in a way.

Mun: //★Sherry birkin being both William Birkin’s daughter and Wesker’s godchild is literally the kind of crossover energy I live for.