Lol to me comfrey showing up was really like you were having a nice time with your friends and now your mom is here

Jade: living in your family's house is free because you pay with your soul

can you retire at 32, just because you're tired and frustrated and sending even just one more measly email seems like An Actual Literal Crime? asking for a friend here.

Love being around miserable ppl all day really does wonders for my mental

one would be hard pressed to find any subject on which she does not count herself a consummate expert.

watching house is sort of the worst in the sense that i have no idea what i just watched when the episode is over. like my brother will be like so what was wrong with that guy and i’m like i don’t fucking know they had seven wrong diagnoses and i didn’t know what any of them were but i can tell you House made six comments about Cuddy’s tits, Wilson said something undeniably gay, the fellows are in a fight amongst themselves for an inexplicable petty reason and some mundane subplot was actually batshit insane for no reason. also we learned something incredibly bizarre about one of the main characters that i’m gonna have to suffer through remembering every time they’re on screen

billy saying he’s not sure he ever needed agatha like lmao he really is teen because how the fuck are you even getting on the road without her you child

Okay so Lando and Danny Ric also said Masi did nothing wrong huh (in an even more messed up way than Seb) well, I wasn't much of a fan of them to begin so I'm not as disappointed but now I honestly kind of just want to drop the entire grid outside of Lewis. Like why does this sport keep hammering us over the head that it's Lewis against the world. It's fucked up.