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La referencia y el resultado :v

29 AÑOS DE DIFERENCIA EN EL UNIVERSO JURÁSICO

Maybe one day self timer and I will be friends

and another retro/vintage popular movies

Alien: Would you like to watch this movie with me on TV? Human: What’s it called. Alien: Oldboy Human: *Dives for remote to change the channel to protect innocent alien friend* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Alien: I thought police were meant to diffuse conflict situations. Human: They are, but that guy was a rapist so it’s okay to shoot them in the dick. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: This idea of a theme park for genetically recreated animals sounds like a wonderful idea. Human: There’s about five movies that says otherwise. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I do not understand why you would be afraid of a toy that came to life. Human: It’s all fun and games until the toy pulls a knife and tries to stab you with it.  Alien: Could you not just, what’s the word, “punt” the toy once it got close? Human: Thinking about it, you probably could.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Run the plot by me one more time please.  Human: It’s a tornado. Human: That’s full of sharks. Alien: This is why the universe doesn’t take you seriously.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: And this one? Human: The creature is part shark, and part octopus.  Alien: Why are you like this? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Another one!? Human: This one is about a ghost shark.  Alien: What is your obsession with sharks!?!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I swear to the gods if this one is another shark movie.  Human: Don’t worry, this one is about a human that gets turned into a monster.  Alien: That sounds interes- Alien: *Watches the scene* Alien: He’s getting turned into a gods damn shark!  Human: It’s a half man half hammerhead, it’s different.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: What chance do these soldiers have against the wolf men? Human: Well, they’re all from the UK so they could probably kill them with the amount of different swears they can throw out.  Alien: And that works? Human: Some people just get too scared to respond and leave so maybe?  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So you built a city over an area that could potentially develop a volcano? Human: Yup. Alien: WHY?!?!  Human: In our defense we didn’t know it would appear in Macarthur Park, we were hoping it would’ve just been Orange County. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So he killed all those people because they stole his car? Human: No. Alien: No? Human: He killed them because they killed his dog.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So it is a dream, within a dream, within a dream? That makes no sense. Human: Look, don’t over think it. Just look at the cool buildings flipping around. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So your country turned an entire island into a prison and then sealed it off? Human: Pretty smart right? Alien: Then why would you have your president fly over it if there was even the slimmest chance they could crash and be stuck in it? Human: I said the idea was smart, not the president.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I do not like this human. Alien: He goes into situations guns first even when fighting a sand monster. Human: You shut your mouth! Brendan Fraser is a national treasure! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Do you want to watch “The Thing” with me? I’ve yet to see it. Human: That depends. Alien: On what? Human: If you’ve had lunch yet or not because I’d rather not be in the splash zone. 

Like 4 weeks later, I had another giant orange zip tie pterodactyl dream.