#junior nln

Part six already! I... have nothing clever to say this time, so let's just get into the funnies XD

Murder God: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool.” Murder God: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”

Tommy: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something. Vincent: (laughs) Book recommendation? I can’t read!

Doc: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

Christine: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Junior: How did you know I was up until 3am? Murder God: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Cutaux: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Vincent: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Murder God, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

I have accrued... quite a few, so I'm just gonna start with some of the more classic characters XD

Vincent: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Doc: Killed without hesitation.

Tommy: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Christine: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Junior: And? Christine: And you are.

Tommy: The first time Percy opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

(Grace and Tommy are the murderers) Doc: What do you two have to say for yourselves? Grace: ... Tommy: Oops?

Murder God: I am 39 cheetos tall. Tommy: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos? Murder God: Because we're out of doritos.

Doc: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Percy: What did you just say- Doc: Foetons! Laughs in hwat hwat hwat Percy: Wh-what?