#jun2017

AU where instead of a consulting criminal Moriarty is the internet’s most celebrated fanfic writer And he aggressively writes real person fic about Sherlock with every single person in his life and absolutely refuses to stop. Sherlock becomes infamous because everyone is reading it and it’s really cramping his untouchable-virgin style. [Jim Moriarty, well-known fic writer and pt criminal mastermind is thereal_moriarty, or alternatively, there is no Jim, or maybe there is but this is someone else entirely. Take your pick. ] Prompt titles and descriptions as follows:

“His Archenemy” by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes, explicit, incest, chan, D/s dynamics

“You Are Important to Me” by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Molly Cooper, het, fluff, smut, PWP

“Turn Around and Don’t Even Breathe” by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Philip Anderson, smut, hate sex, angst, toplock

“Correct Me, Doctor” by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/John Watson also ft. Sherlock’s riding crop, explicit, crack, fetish

“Not Your Housekeeper” by thereal_moriarty, featuring Sherlock Holmes/Martha Hudson, roleplay, age difference, humour, milf

“Find Yourself Another Friend” by thereal_moriarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sally Donovan, enemies to lovers, handcuffs, rough sex, shame kink, dirty talk.

“A Quick Cup o’ Joe” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mr. Chatterge, coffee shop AU, casual sex, hook ups, bathroom sex.

“It Only Matters If You’re Caught” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sarah Sawyer, infidelity, cheating with your best friend’s girlfriend, seduction.

“I’m The Only Drug You Need” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Jefferson Hope, car sex, non con, drugged sex.

“Welcome Home” by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Empty Hearse Fan Club, gang bang, group sex, orgy, where do all these limbs go.

“Water Water Everywhere” by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Waters Family Gang. Polyamory, group sex, relationship negotiations, lots of cuddles.

“In My Free Time” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Anthea-his-brother’s-PA. Secret relationship, silent sex, caught in a compromising position.

“Light Me Up, Doctor” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Stapleton. Sex as an experiment, sex in a laboratory, cunnilingus, unexpectedly hot clinical talk.

“Bunny My Honey” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Bluebell. Fluffy animal as a masturbatory aid, frottage, sensuality.

“Let Me Be Your Hero” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Bombing Victim #2. Rescue turns romantic, hero worship, pity sex.

“Just Platonic” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Kitty Riley. Bathroom sex, sex to prove heterosexuality, sinks and mirrors will be shattered along with Kitty’s belief that Sherlock is gay.

“I’ve Been A Bad Boy” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Prosecuting Solicitor in TRF. Suit kink, Dom/Sub, Sub Sherlock, verbal orders, boot licking, rough sex.

“Only You Can Help Me” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Defending Solicitor in TRF. Rescue kink, role play, power exchange, Sherlock just wants to be taken care of, handjobs.

“You Must Find Me Guilty” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Judge from TRF. Wig kink, blowjob under black robe, hiding under the bench to tease your lover, public sex kink, blowjob during a trial.

“Come Fly With Me” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Lady Carmichael/The TAB pilot. Time travel, sex on a plane, Mile High Club, threesome M/F/F, a new meaning to the term COCKpit, selfcest, flight instruments as sex toys.

“Precision” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Soo Lin. Museum conservation tools as sex toys, sex at work, tickling, brushing, paint and solvent smells as aphrodisiacs.

“I’m In Charge Here” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/DI Dimmock. Sex in a murdered man’s bed, restraints, gags, spanking, acrobatic sex.

“It Happened One Night” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Henry Knight. Sherlock comforts a terrified Henry, comfort sex, sex with the lights on, sex with the curtains open, exhibitionism, making animal growls during sex.

“Around The World Twice In A Week” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Sebastian Wilkes. Hatesex, revenge sex, pissing contest, not literal pissing, edging, seeing who can hold out longer, dry orgasm, repeat hatesex.

“And That’s Coming From Me” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Billy Wiggins. Drugged out sex, sex multiple times in a day, chafing, surreal sex due to hallucinating, inability to attain orgasm, because drugs, rimming, blowjobs.

“The Original” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/The Museum Curator from TGG. Partially clothed sex, hate sex, not really hate sex more contempt sex, sex in a museum, biting, scratching, swearing, dirty talk, accents as aphrodisiacs.

“Meat Market” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Tom The Meat Dagger Guy. Role play- pretend meeting in a gay bar, mutual masterbation, phallus worship, Dom Sherlock, blow job, humiliation kink.

“Text Alert” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Dave Mary’s Ex. Casual sex, being summoned for sex, Come Anyway, top Sherlock, rough sex, ball gag, blindfold, flail.

“You Gotta Have Faith” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Faith Smith - the real Faith Smith not Euros-as-Faith. Sex in a morgue, inappropriate use of stainless steel autopsy table, cane as a sex toy, caning, blood play, scalpel​ play.

“Make Me Wear The Hat” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Janine Donlevy. Extended sex romp, cosplay, The Deerstalker as a sex toy, copious amounts of lube, spanking with the hat, exhibitionism.

“Not My Department” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade. Hangover, sex in a jail cell, food play, gorging on donuts, making a porn movie on a smartphone.

“Nicely” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan. Gun play, power exchange, Dom Mary, Sub Sherlock, blood play, scar kink, humiliation kink.

“Finger Play” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Eurus Holmes. Hand holding, twining fingers, music kink, fingering, multiple costume changes, wig kink, so much fingering.

“Lost Weekend” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Billy the Innkeeper/Gary the Innkeeper. Cross Keys Inn, threesome M/M/M, three in a double room, sugared coffee flavored lube, aftercare, snoring.

“Ten-Hut” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Major Barrymore/Corporal Lyons. Military kink, threesome M/M/M, following orders, bottomlock, sex in an office, uniform kink.

“A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Out” by thereal_moriarty. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Frankland. Elevator sex, frottage, height difference, lab coat kink, hallucinagetic gas, sex under the influence, dubious consent due to influence of drug.

The Drugs One” by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Isaac Whitney. Sex in a drug den, drugged out sex, sex on a filthy mattress while other junkies watch , speedballs, fumbling sex, inability to orgasm due to drugs.

“What To Do About John” by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Ella Thompson. Dubious consent due to Doctor-Patient relationship, sex on a set of matching leather and chrome chairs, sex in an office, virgin Sherlock, sex lessons, sex therapy, first time.

"I’m Late For Cath” by thereal_morarity. Featuring Sherlock Holmes/Cath (Mary Morstan’s friend. Sherlock being Sherlock, sounding, piss kink, catheters, golden shower, nurse-patient roleplay, bad BDSM ettiquet.

I just heard a news report on NPR about first responders being in danger of overdose because of the extreme potency of certain illegal drugs which are increasing in popularity. Touch it and you could end up on the hospital or worse. I can’t help but wonder how this could effect the consulting detective who licks drugged candy wrappers. Something where Sherlock rather innocently ODs, and John is given the info that he is in hospital for an overdose, but not *on what*, so he doesn’t realise it is a contact OD. They can be in a relationship or not, living together or not, FtL or not, but I want everyone to have assumed Sherlock was way past this particular danger (as “past” as an addict ever gets) and sad/disappointed. Not only was he clean though, he took reasonable precautions, which John will know quickly once he actually sees what drug it was.