#jun 2017

-thanks for all the "happy father's day"s -in his room because the aircon is Strong in there -hard to sleep with it on -he found out you can get delivery ice cream in london -went outside today -he got his dad a variety of jams and marmalades wow -and hacksaw ridge -he met some of his dad's cousins for the first time and it was like a clone attack -he has a load of australian cousins -how tall is he again -there's been an onslaught of Creepy Crawlies -dan was scared of the centipede from yesterday -phil bravely caught and released it -dan was Outta There -it was launched out the window -goodbye centipede -hope it didn't land on anyone's head -his room is a work in progress -bear stop eating my kayak -nice vase of sticks -he's keepin the sticks -wasps have been Swarming recently -he got chased for a good 7 minutes by a wasp -it just wanted him that day -he's trying to convince louise to name her baby "phil" -how are they gonna handle 2 sim children -how do alien babies even work -his dad didn't have a name for 2 weeks -dan had a birthday -happy fidget spinner -dan is worth a whole £6 -he tried to balance it on his nose and show dan and instead and it went into his eyeball -a whole 24 hours of eye pain -an eyepatch might look good on him -knee slap dot com -don't go there he doesn't know what it is -levi hair -eating people -aol -cleaning time ;) -he's cast love island into the volcano -he enjoyed watching it for a week but it's become trash -ate fish and chips -last liveshow til july -vidcon and Los Angeles -only one or two things on stage -it's ~hot~ -he loved wonder woman -chris pine was distracting as he was constantly Radiating from his face -he keeps finding 1997 coins on the floor -boy puppy baby name. cookie. cactus. fred. -cheeky knee -beauty tip 1: change your face wash every 3/4 months -yoga -beauty tip 2: don't spray hairspray directly into your mouth. it tastes really bad and is probably not good for your health -beauty tip 3: drink lots of water -beauty tip 4: don't spray deodorant into your eye like dan -beauty tip 5: after you make tea put the teabags on your eyes. get caffeine in those eyes. -disclaimer: don't do those things -didn't get to see e3 but did see the mario thing -FLAT EARTHERS -phil is not a flat earther -there are centipedes in the arctic -how do they exist there wtf -he deleted pokémon go -he bought an air freshener today -the scent is Air. -Cotton Fresh Air. -he should. Go. -it's the End of the Show -off to LA -seeya in july -gooooooooooodBYE!