#jump square

Completed September 2024~

"First look at Tiare Poliahu, the Black Order’s one and only Tahitian sniper for the Summer 2025 Jump SQ Rise cover~!"

Rin Okumura No why?

Black Rock Shooter : Blue Flames make you hot and that's what matters! You've been giving a bad temper!

Rin Okumura : How should I know about that?

Black Rock Shooter : As a token of my appreciation, have a bar of this tasty delicious Snickers.

Rin Okumura : Oh sweet, thanks. This will make me feel better when I--

*MEGA CHARIZARD ROARING*

*Sounds of Rin getting beaten to a bloody pulp*

Rin Okumura : (screaming, grunting in pain) Ow! Augh! Hey! Watch the tail! Don't make me do it! YAAAAH!!!

*Charizard leaves*

Black Rock Shooter : I told you, if you have eaten the Snickers it would make you feel better. Trust me, Snickers satisfies anything that it comes to problems that needed to be solve.

Rin Okumura : Then I am eating the snickers right now!

Black Rock Shooter : Okay...I see your point.

*MEGA CHARIZARD ROARING*

Mega Charizard : (notices Rin holding a Snickers bar)

Rin Okumura : Haha, I feel better and you wouldn't--

(Charizard points to him meaning he'll get him next time)

Black Rock Shooter : Better?

Rin Okumura : Better. You are right. This snickers bar is tasty. It really satisfied the pain and temper to make it go away.

Black Rock Shooter : Chocolate peanut butter Snickers is the best. But you're not you when you're hungry. Totally not sorry for what happened, but here, I got a Hershey's kiss. Wanna try one?

Rin Okumura : Sure...I would like one if I wouldn't noticed that...

(Shiemi is shown with a background of roaring flames)

*Flames roaring*

Shiemi : Rin-Kun...Wouldn't it be a surprise If I shared my chocolate kiss with you?

Rin Okumura : Uhh, on second thought, we can share both kisses in exchange for being a chocolate guy.

Black Rock Shooter : And me for being a chocolate girl. I'm sure that this chocolaty goodness will make us fresh glass of...

*RECORD SCRATCH*

Black Rock Shooter : Did you just say "Chocolate Guy"?

Rin Okumura Uhh, yeah, why?

Black Rock Shooter : There's one coming down this way...

Exorcist : (running) Run for your lives!

Black Rock Shooter : [starts panicking] ...AND WE BETTER BOOK IT!

Rin Okumura : Oh man! Not again!

Tom /Chocolate Guy : [shouting Chocolate]

Black Rock Shooter : Let's get out of here!

*Sonic SFX : Spin+Dash Panel*

(the chocolate guy chases the two while still shouting)

Rin and Black Rock Shooter : [yelling in horror]

Shiemi : Oh well, I might as well share my chocolate with you.

Dead Master : Uh-uh. I'm stealing your kisses first, your chocolate kisses. So now...give me one of them chocolate kisses for valentine's day, boy. But first let me kiss this one.

White Rock Shooter : Back off, DM. This one's mine to kiss. Cause I have a chocolate kiss in my mouth.

*grabs*

[Let's Get it on plays]

White Rock Shooter : Pucker up, big boy. (Attempts to kiss Yukio)

Yukio : W-Wait. W-W-What are you doing?

(everyone exclaims)

Shiemi : Uh-oh! Don't tell me that she's really gonna...!?

*SMOOCH*

Yukio : NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Shiemi : Why did I bother asking for stuff on valentine's day?

*later*

Yukio : (brushing teeth)

*door knocking*

Yukio : Who could that be?

*Door open*

Yukio : Rin, what took ya so long? How was with Black Rock Shooter?

Rin : She really digs me, and I dig her, plus we made tons of chocolate money by selling all of her chocolate. So the Chocolate guy made us buy all of our chocolate.

Yukio : So...?

Rin : So...I've finally become stinkin' rich! (laughs manically)

Yukio : Oh really? I wouldn't say that you wanted to buy all the kisses, do you? Those chocolate kisses aren't going anywhere.

Rin : Like I can keep making friends with Black Rock Shooter.

Yukio : Better idea. I had something else in mind.

Rin : Like what? I'm sure the chocolate kisses are off the hook.

Yukio : That's what you think of. Now girls!

*door closes*

Shiemi : Okumura-kun...Please share my chocolate kiss for you.

Rin : Shiemi?

Black Rock Shooter : Share my chocolate kiss. I know you like it.

Rin : Black Rock, what's going on?

Izumo : Come give Izumo a big chocolate kiss, Chocolate boy.

Rin : Ladies! Please! I don't want anymore kisses, them chocolate kisses.

Yukio : You said that you wanted to lay off the chocolate stuff, but now...this will be your final chocolate kiss.

Shiemi : You wanted to have a kiss, so we're giving you a kiss.

Izumo : Wether you like it or not, Rin. We demand you a kiss, a chocolate kiss.

Rin : You girls are absolutely insane. Have I been rizzing it up or what?

Shura : It's Rizz, Okumura-kun...You do have some of that Rizz.

Rin : Oh thank Goodness, Shura! Please you gotta get these girls off me! They're crazy for chocolate and kisses! Please, you have to understand.

Shura : Sure, Rin. I know how to fix all of this...and it's all for you, (shows a chocolate kiss in her mouth) Let's have this taste with a perfect touch of a kiss.

Rin : ...(gasps, with a vocalizing voice) No.

Shura : C'mere, Okumura-kun. I just wanted to kiss you.

Rin : Girls! Please! No more chocolate! I don't want this!

Black Rock Shooter : Your chocolate has made us fall in love with you, Okumura-kun. We're all yours to your chocolate goodness and some of that rizz you have. Hahahaha! And now we'll begin to kiss you...the hard way!

All : [chanting "kiss you"]

Rin : No...Stay back! No, please! I'm too young to be a virgin!

Yukio : This is how the rizz works more than love itself, brother.

Rin : [shouting] NOOOOOOOOO...!!!

(zooms in as his mouths engulfs)

*SMOOCH*

[zooms out of his mouth, revealed to be dreaming]

Rin : ...OOOOOOOOO!!!

(looking both ways)

Rin : Oh man, it was only a dream. I thought that I was going to be kissed by someone.

Yukio : Okumura. You're late for Black Rock Shooter's departure.

Rin : No cap? Let's go!

(scene flips)

Mephisto : Thank you for coming to True Cross Academy town, Black Rock Shooter. All your fans here at this place will be the memory of yours.

Black Rock Shooter : Thank you everyone, it's been an honor to be here. I'd support True Cross Academy for letting a special someone to make you not jealous. And we've been good friends, totally.

Shura : Hey, at least she digs you as a friend.

Rin : I know that.

Black Rock Shooter : Before we say farewell True Cross Academy. I will you give you all exchanges for a goodbye kiss.

(gives kisses to the group's face, except for Rin and Yukio)

Rin : Well, It's been and honor meeting you, Black Rock Shooter.

Black Rock Shooter : Yeah, It's been an honor my friend. I must head back now, I'll be returning to Tokyo immediately.

(Rin and Black Rock Shooter shake hands with agreement)

Black Rock Shooter : Next time we meet, things will be different at the academy.

Rin : I agree.

Black Rock Shooter : (giggles) That's the Okumua I know. And oh, one more thing for me, Rin. come closer.

Rin : Hmm?

Black Rock Shooter : I got something to show you something.

Rin : Okay, show me a big surprise before you leave.

Black Rock Shooter : (kisses Rin on the Mouth)

Rin : (muffled) ...!?

(everyone exclaims in shock)

(Rin turns red)

Black Rock Shooter : That's our exchange. We're friends now. Goodbye

(rides on her motorbike and leaves)

Black Rock Shooter : Till we meet again, my friends! And remember, study hard!

Mephisto : Well, Rin. I think you got the perfect friend. And it's truly what they say, girls steal one's first kiss. Rin?

(Steam coming out of Rin's head)

*Steams whistling+sizzling*

*DBZ SFX : Collapse+boing*

Mephisto : Heh. He'll get over it after the first kiss.

Shiemi : Hardly for you to say, it should've been my first kiss. Isn't that so hard?

Yukio : Well, it'll take a thousand demons to keep Rin from all of his girl problems.

(iris shot)

Rin : Not even a context, bro.

[Game Over (NSMB WII ver.) by Koji Kondo]