#julianout

petition to ship tuchel back to england and have thomas müller as headcoach and player all in one

rat for rat

thomas walking into the changing room to find mason mount doing a tiktok dance/and or a reaction to mason mount march

it wouldve actually be funny to get kloppo and watch him anxiously tiptoe around thomas for the second half of the season until they one day sit down and drink beer together on thomas' farm and from that point on are besties

idea: you hire a coach that really loves the club and is motivated to win. you do NOT let him do everything he wants. you let him know that he is part of the team, not above it. you let him get used to the team and the club. you do NOT fire him after not even 2 seasons and without speaking to him about it. you grow together and maybe potentially eventually have a successful work relationship for many years to come. but idk.

anyway goodnight thank u for letting me be unfunny on main for 296 posts in a row 👍