Juice Box🧃Masterlist
"He wanted to be spoken to in that exact same register, he wanted to be corrected as gently as she did, he wanted to receive that many chances even if he messed up again and again."
In which Homelander meets an elementary school teacher that helps him rethink his whole identity. And the story of his obsession disguised as devotion...
*fem! reader omg I forgot to add this before I'm so sorry ಠωಠ
Genres: slow-burn psychological romance, character study, i like to think comedy...?
You can find this fic on AO3 right here! ♡
Part 1 🧃 in which Homelander falls, and falls hard.
Chapter 1: "Do you know who I am?"
Chapter 2: "I need to see you"
Chapter 3: "This sucks ass"
Chapter 4: "You don't have to do that, because... um..."
Chapter 5: "Bloke could be hungry"
Chapter 6: "Did they even give you one?"
Chapter 7: "What's your favorite animal?"
Chapter 8: "Norman Rockwell painting"
Chapter 9: "This will end just like always"
Chapter 10 (evil version): "You had everything planned"
Chapter 10: "I had everything planned"
Part 2 🧃 in which Homelander somehow manages to actually go out with his beloved teacher
Chapter 11: "Hunky Hero"
Chapter 12: "Be a product, or be hers"
Chapter 13: "Women dig hobbies, man"
Chapter 14: "Little by little, everyday"
Chapter 15: "My boyfriend flies a lot for work"
Chapter 16: "Do you understand property values?"
Extra stories 🍰 (tumblr exclusive for now!)
Extra Story 1: "His special, safe place"
Extra Story 2: "One at a time, big guy"
