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Fortune Teller: Randomly Generated Number of Children Jaina Has With Her Ship Partner

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(Four)

“Oh my.” Jaina drew back from the fortune teller, searching their face. It seemed content, the way someone looks when they’re actually serious.

Eyes wide, she let out a long, drawn out sigh. “Well, if that’s true, the king is going to have to schedule much more time with me.” Her mind wandered for a moment and she blushed, grinning.

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Warcraft - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaina Proudmoore/Varian Wrynn, Jaina Proudmoore & Varian Wrynn, Varian Wrynn/Jaina Proudmoore, Varian Wrynn and Jaina Proudmoore Characters: Varian Wrynn, Jaina Proudmoore, Anduin Wrynn, Modera (Warcraft), Kalecgos (Warcraft), Tyrande Whisperwind, Vereesa Windrunner Additional Tags: Drama, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, Fluffy, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Adventure, Post-Theramore's Fall, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Summary:

Sometimes things don't always go according to plan. This is doubly so when you're Jaina Proudmoore. Triple when you add the Wrynns.

Or is it quadruple?

Sequel to Misery Loves Company.

After some time and consideration, I’ve decided I don’t like the Warcraft boarder on this. Here’s a re-upload of the cleaned up banner so you may once again look at my madness.

Enjoy

Edit: Spotify has a sense of humor. No sooner did I finish uploading this it started playing Cher’s - Turn Back Time. Note to self, cream soda is not nearly as good coming out of ones nose as it is going into ones mouth.

This might have to be included in the vacation fic XD I think historically she’s been one of those very cheerful, chatty drunks. lots of talking with her hands and becoming very excited about something and then she gets sleepy and passes out in a corner someplace. But I imagine this only happened rarely when she was very comfy.

I think post-theramore it was “get drunk with Vereesa and 50/50 chance if we devolve into giggles or ranting”. Post Theremore Jaina can get nasty and angry.

Drunk!Jaina loses her filters. Happy!drunk Jaina might also be far FAR more easily convinced to let her hair down and engage in inadvisable magical experimentation.

Jaina woke to pounding in her head. Her eyes were raw, her mouth was dry and there was a layer of cotton in her sinuses somehow. The pounding became a sound outside of her head. Pounding on her door.

She looked around and hissed as a slim band of bright daylight sliced through the drawn curtains and stabbed her eyes. Whining, she buried her face into the pillows. Beside her, Kalec grumbled and burrowed away from the light. He’d stolen the covers.

The pounding was now accompanied by incessant chiming of her door’s alert.

“I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE,” Modera’s magically amplified voice boomed.

Jaina and Kalec Jerked in bed, pillows and blankets falling to the floor. Kalec fell off the bed, landing in a sprawl of blankets. Jaina was left on the bed without a stitch of clothing save for her panties and one slipper.

Groaning Jaina got out of bed and put on a robe. She kicked off the slipper halfway down the hall. Passing a mirror she idly noted the impressive bedhead but found she had somehow run out of fucks sometime the previous evening…. possibly around the same time they’d run out of drinks.

And the pounding on the door continued.

Jaina opened her front door.

Modera pushed her way in.

“Hello to you too,” Jaina ground out, wincing and turning away from the daylight. What time was it anyway?”

“Good morning!” Khadgar said, far too cheerfully and far, far too loudly.

Jaina hissed for quiet and shut the door, wincing again as it closed too loudly.

“What?” Jaina asked.

“I am delighted and intrigued by the construct you and Kalecgos configured!” Khadgar said. “How did you managed to not only form what looks like a small star but then turn it into a torus!”

Jaina frowned and put up a warding had and khadgar practically shouted. “What?” she vaguely remembered something. There had been dancing? and a lab. And lava. Or had the lava happened first?

“You are grounded. both of you.” Modera said.

“Pretty sure you can’t do that,” Jaina said. she walked over to the window and closed the curtains further. “why are you here?”

“You and your dragon made a small celestial body and no one can bloody well figure out how. do you even understand how many mages are now questioning their entire understanding of fundamental forces? it’s CHAOS!” Modera said, waving her hands and shouting.

“I’m sorry? Why are you shouting at me?”

“I AM NOT-… I am not shouting. I am discussing how you and the dragon are doing theoretically impossible things while you are drunk.”

“If they did it, it’s not theoretical,” khadgar sing-songed.

“Details.” modera hissed.,

“Is it exploding?” jaina asked.

“No more than it should be,” Khadgar said, pleased as punch.

“Is the city on fire?”

“Only metaphorical ones,” Modera said, voice holding more than a touch of growl, but at least she wasn’t yelling.

“….. I’m going back to bed.” Jaina said.

Modera watched Jaina shuffled back to bed.

“Hmmm,” Khadgar said. “I was hoping for two answers. perhaps when they are sober.”

“What?” Modera asked.

“How they did... whatver it was they did. second... Under what mountain did they find enough alcohol to get Kalecgos drunk?”

After having played through the Alliance side of the siege, I can easily say I’m more and more disliking having a Horde main whom I could never race/faction change.

Dammit Sylvanas!

On another note

YEAH MY BABY GIRL JAINA IS BACK AND SHE WAS AWESOME!!!

Halloween Pick Up Line Starters! 

@jthorsten

Jaina choked on her wine. So much so that she caught glimpses of party-goers eyeing her with concern. Her face was red, though not from anger, as she snatched a napkin off a nearby table to wipe the ruby liquid off her chin and neck. Her coughing subsided and she glared at Varian, fighting, but ultimately failing, to hide a smile.

Animal Mun-Muse Meme Asks \

🐷 - How many AU verses have you got in mind? 

Oh, not many -

 :D

Jaina x Kael’thas AUJaina x Varian AU (this is like 60% your fault btw <3 )Jaina x Alexstrasza AU (don’t look at me like that, I have my reasons and am convinced it works lol)Jaina x Kalec AU - (honestly, rednpointy basically wrote this AU idea i had so i rarely ever spend any more time thinking on it. It’s still bizarre and frankly, creepy to me on how close our imagined worlds are for this ship)

Heroes of the Storm AU - (this headcanon is kinda just everywhere. I don’t have anything real solid for it)

Kul Tiras/Gilneas (Jaina w/close worgen friends) AU -(this is actually my main, personal AU I’m trying to create and would like to write someday. I reworked it recently with her BfA storyline, but basically, the gist of it is I wanted to use the worgen & wolf/family symbolism and pack mentality as a sort of healing mechanism for Jaina. Family has always been so important to her and since I headcanon the worgen as having a lot of actual wolf mentality traits, I think it would be fun for jaina to have more worgen friends. I also like the relation of wolves/worgen to aggression/anger - issues Jaina still deals with.)