[id: two digital drawings of Jet, Rita, and Juno from The Penumbra Podcast as “how to talk with short people” memes. the first has “how to talk with short people” in black text at the top and two grey boxes, the left one captioned “Yes ✓“ in green and the right one captioned “No X” in red . on the left, Rita and Jet stand at their full heights (4′8″ and 6′8″ respectively) talking normally. on the right, Jet bends his knees and stoops down to talk to Juno (5′4″). Jet smirks and Juno looks angry.
the second image has “how to talk with tall people” in black text at the top and two grey boxes, the left one captioned “No X” in red and the right one captioned “Yes ✓“ in green. on the left, Rita and Jet stand at their full heights talking normally. on the right, Jet stands at his full height while Rita sits on grumpy Juno’s shoulders with her arms spread out. because he is stooped down, their combined height is still shorter than Jet.
Rita is a very short fat black woman with medium-brown skin and hair that is dark at the roots with bright blue afro pigtails. she has freckles and a tooth gap in her front teeth, and is wearing dark blue lipstick, yellow-lensed pink glasses and a pink triangular earring. she is wearing yellow dungarees over a turquoise t-shirt, and has pink socks and blue mary-jane shoes.
Jet is a tall Indigenous man with light brown skin, dark brown eyes, and dark grey hair with a messy fringe and a short ponytail. he has pale veiny scarring on his face and a bit of stubble. he is wearing a brown leather jacket over a dark green shirt, black fingerless gloves, beige cargo pants, a belt with utility pockets attached, and green boots. he has many crisscrossing scars on his fingers.
Juno is a stocky, fat black lady with dark brown skin, bubblegum-pink hair in short locs, messy dark brown stubble, and several scars on his face and hands. his right eye has a purple eyepatch over it and his left is black. he is wearing a purple turtleneck, grey trousers, black boots, and a silver stud earring. /end id]
happy 1 year anniversary to this post (described below). i love this trio
[id: a screenshot of a tumblr post by genderbinaryisforlosers that reads: “good evening if rita sat on juno’s shoulders they still wouldn’t be as tall as jet and that’s just what it is” /end id]
















