#jrpgprotagonist

PCW: So there's this kid on my floor

And I'm like 99% sure he's autistic.

And nobody believes me.

They always say he's just gay.

And I just.

I.

I don't even know.

Zachary: Maybe he's a jrpg protagonist.

And like his sword is the soul of a giant robot also inside of him also god also an ISS scientist.

PCW: You know, it would make sense.

Zachary: Maybe you should just casually bring it up to him next time you see him

"Hey, how do you feel about belts?"

"Like, what is the proper number of belts? One, three, eight?"

PCW: Maybe I'll come back to my dorm and he'll be breaking all my pots.

Zachary: Ask him if his village was destroyed.

PCW: I think we can say it almost certainly was.

Zachary: Mention the ancient evil, see what he does.

PCW: Well he's asleep now.

Zachary: So he's probably in a timeskip.

PCW: You know what the best part is?

His name is Dante.

I think that proves the theory.

Zachary: You're fucking joking

That's too perfect

PCW: I think I must have been stupid not to realize earlier.

Zachary: I mean really

We started a stupid joke and reality confirms.

PCW: I'm not sure if this supports the theory, but he also never stops whistling.

Like if you're in the hallway

And you hear really loud whistling.

"Oh Dante's back."

Zachary: It's his theme

PCW: He's the only one who can hear the background music.

Zachary: Well on the plus side you can probably get him to deliver stuff all the time.

Japan will soon be unloading another batch of delightfully quirky RPGs for lonely men who smell like mildew. We know these games can be confusing for the uninitiated. A culturally ignorant person might even say they all look the same. Luckily Hyper G. is here to educate you.

my favorite games would be

the dragon age series

the mass effect series

the silent hill series

fallout 3 & new vegas

OFF, Ib, Yume Nikki, and a lot of other RPG Maker Games...

Saints Row 2 & 3 (and probably 4, i really wanna play it)

id be SHOCKED if it didnt happen immediately

ok good. I know things like that are a delicate subject so I was kinda hesitant to reblog. But that wasn’t the ops intent either so i did. Again, I should have clarified in the tag and im really sorry.

Shh, friend!

It's all okay now, don't worry!

I didn’t mean that. Im sorry i upset you by reblogging that. I meant like people who actually actively WANT to break up fanilies because of their crush. Im really, really sorry I upset you.

Oh ok!

I understand now.

I never ever tried to break up his family, especially since I absolutely loved his wife and daughter

And it's okay, shhh!!!

It's okay!

I'm fine now that I understand what you meant, it's totally cool dude!