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Dick does NOT like kids. The titans have found this out very fast. Every time they rescue kids and Nightwing has to hold them for some reason he tries his best to be nice and hero-like, he really does. But they Know him and can tell he is very antsy for the kid to be handed off or returned to a parent. And then they've of course seen him let out a stressful sigh after the kid is out of his hands, or heard him right after missions talking about "god I'm so glad that didn't last long." And Dick isn't being mean, he's just not a kid guy, they scare him and they're loud and messy and he's worried about how fragile they are, so he'd just rather leave them far away from him.

That post that talks about Tim manipulating soneone into killing the joker so that Tim won't technically be responsible but imagine he does it for Jason. Sure he hates the joker too, but when the bats are called to a meeting and Bruce says the joker is finally dead, and Jason cheers as loud as he can, Tim knows it was worth it.

19 year old Jason and 14 year old Tim not being able to keep their hands to themselves so they sneak into an unused room in the manor and get to business but somehow forget to lock the door and get caught by Dick who just so happened to see them sneak off and was curious. So Dick walks in on Tim sitting in Jasons lap, neither of them with pants on, and they both freeze.

Imagine all the robins get deaged to their early robin days and bruce doesn't know how to handle being around all of them when they're all so small and cute and grabbable

Bruce definitely knows how to make his kids cum almost instantaneously because what else would he do during a sex pollen fuck or die event like he'd be so guilty about actually fucking them properly so he'd half ass it and penetrate them only just enough while he jerks them off and dirty talks them through it using their fantasies that he obviously knows about because he researched everything just in case this happened

Dick fucking jaybin's pussy for the first time and absolutely relishing it, his eyes rolling back and creampie-ing his new baby brother. And then realizing "oh shit now i gotta sneak him plan b in his breakfast"