I made an automatic stone brick machine in Minecraft and showed my gigantic redstone contraption to Josh and he legit went "Dude, you're making a computer"

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I made an automatic stone brick machine in Minecraft and showed my gigantic redstone contraption to Josh and he legit went "Dude, you're making a computer"

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A phallic-filled itinerary
Me: So you don't want to do Halloween? Josh: Girl...we will have to discuss Halloween another day because that's like if I asked you if you want to take a ten-inch dick.
I just asked Josh for the remote and he said "sorry I'm so fucking sudoku-pilled rn"
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Last night got away from me...
Your excuse when you realize the drunk night before got out of hand by your own fault 🤷♀️
so we were talking about timezones, aaaand
Me just now: that whole area... like that cluster of islands with the Philippines, Thailand...
Josh: [gesturing wildly at the map] what do you mean, Thailand is an island, it's right here!
Me: WAIT, BUT IT IS AN ISLAND, IT'S THA-ISLAND OMG DO YOU GET IT
Josh: oh my GOD tamara
Josh: NO
(they're forced to sleep in sleeping bags on a wooden floor)
Josh: It's fine. Nick and I are gonna hotbox the closet and pass out or something
Josh: Nick and I are debating the merits of using incestuous gay love as a potential explanation if we get found
Tam: OH MY GOD
Josh: We don't think it would work