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Dopplebänger

N. Your pornstar doppelgänger

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Rare Form

Adj. When you are acting off the walls or otherwise slightly insane apart from your normal way of behaving

#r #joshisms

Last night got away from me...

Your excuse when you realize the drunk night before got out of hand by your own fault 🤷‍♀️

#l #joshisms #drunk nights

Failing Upwards

V. When you bullshit your way to success

Happy 23rd Birthday!

#partyparrot #h #b #p

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Happy 23rd Birthday Josh!

#h #b #joshjosh #23

Dramatic

Adv. How to act all the time especially when not feeling well (aka being hungover)

Tank tops

N. A necessary wardrobe item

#t #josh-isms

A Bag of Smashed Assholes

Adj. When you look like you had a rough night

“Oh damn I look like a bag of smashed assholes right now...”

#b #s #josh-isms

Hobo Shower

V. When you wet your hair in the sink enough to gel it and go out

#h #josh-isms

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Uber

The best thing the internet sends after hitting all the bars in town

#u #josh-isms

The Team

The New York Jets

#t #j #josh-isms

The Drink

Jameson & Ginger

#d #josh-isms

Gifs

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#g #cultofthepartyparrot #josh-isms

Aggressively Misplace

V. When you lose something but don’t have the pride to admit it. Typically when you lose your chapstick for the 1000th time.

#a #josh-isms

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Fuckberry Pie

N. Someone who is sexually appealing

Adj. Used to describe someone that is sexually appealing in a humorous manner.

“Thor is a piece of fuckberry pie.”

#f #josh-isms

Amateur Hour

Adj. To describe an awkward situation when something insignificant occurs but is somewhat significant, often when something is forgotten.

“What is this amateur hour?”

#a #josh-isms

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