#josax

"After this, lets make the legal system!" - Doovid

"Wait sorry do I need to cough on people as well?" - Josax

"Nope!! I'm a problem!" (Pulls out sword and kills Doovid) - Nom

"He said there's nothing really he can do for me I'm beyond help. Maybe that's because I'm a carrier for every known illness." - Creamsickle

(Distresses) "I don't know what aNY OF THIS MEANS!!??" - Musi

"Wait a minute I can make a deadly weapon!" - Nom

"YES WE FINALLY BROKE THEM!! I've been trying to do this for 3 whole hours!!!!" - WadeBox

"My eyes are now your eyes." - FaunaBot

"OH my they sound like a pringles can" - Nom

(To FaunaBot) "Alexa: Order a pizza." - 10minutetimer

"Sending one Double Triple Pepperoni Pizza to your location." - FaunaBot

(M1G comes and ruthlessly murders Sadmilkman and steals all his items) "You just saved my life! He was trying to evict me!" - Weakk

"A little starvation goes a long way" - FaunaBot

"Oh sweet mother of men. That's too many men. Oh Jesus that's too many men." - FaunaBot

"I'm made of weird goop!" - CC

"No science is stupid I'm going back to satanism" - CC

"You are going to turn her into compost?" - Peeporp

"Why does everyone keep asking me if i have eyes after I tell them I'm a 'no i deer'?" I have eyes. Two of them!" - Rusty

"Error. Error. Error. [Redacted]" - FaunaBot

(To CC after killing an animal) "You are a problem." - FaunaBot

"It said 'Cause of existence: FOMO'. I didn't really get it." - Nom

"I think I'm a being of Pure Cosmic Spite." - Nom

"I'm just here to be an annoyance" - Nom

"You guys have answers? I didn't even know we had questions!" - Rusty

"At a certain point I'm just turning into Bill Cipher!" - Nom

"VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANWSER!" - Nom

"I have goosebumps you can't just say "He's coming'." - Dewlan

"Don't wory 'I Try' I'll made a medical emergency! RUSTY I NEED A MEDICAL EMERGENCY!!" - Nom

(Talking about Nom) "I'm going to cry." - FaunaBot

(Talking about Nom) "I'm going to kill him." - Rusty

*Nom starts singing "Bad Romance" with a high pitched voice filter*

"Hello! Are you one of those 'Narcissists'?" - FaunaBot

"THE LADY WITH THE UFO DINER?" - Dewlan

"Hello cute little green thing!" - Peeporp

"How do you cough at the same time as someone?" - Josax

"Like this: *cough cough cough* ... (looks at CodeNeon) you didn't do it." - Doovid

"Oh um 'Achoo'" - CodeNeon

"I heard about capitalism!" - Nom