Jun 8
J-Dog: Why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?
Danny: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
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J-Dog: Why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?
Danny: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
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J-Dog: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Danny: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
J-Dog: I-
J-Dog: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Here’s some more gems that were served to me in my Facebook feed. You’re welcome.
It’s Eye Surgery Day….
Which means I’ll be offline for a while. I need time to rest. I’ll be home with a 20 hour sick time paycheck lookin’ like a blind pirate with a medical eye patch 😂 🏴☠️
I hope you all have a wonderful week! Wish me luck (please.)
#hu4l🕊️♾️
Here’s one final creation before I go in.
J-Dog: I just ended a five year relationship.
Danny: Aw man, I’m sorry.
J-Dog, smiling: It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.
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Johnny, angry: I swear to God, I'm the only one in this damn band with a brain cell!
Charlie, J-Dog, Funnyman, and Danny: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!
Happy Belated Birthday J-Dog
Danny: Dude, I get you’re mad but have you heard the quote: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."?
J-Dog: ...What a stupid fucking quote.
J-Dog: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.