#jooper

Here’s the thing and I know I’m gonna get moaned at for this but idgaf.

The problem with HER is if she had just used her LOGIC then “new HER” wouldn’t exist. I said it once I said it again I do not give two fucks how horny you are if you go home with a man, a woman, a person in general, that you do not know WILLINGLY, by your own CHOICE, you’re subjecting yourself WILLINGLY to this CHOICE to get an STD or whatever else may follow so that is on YOU.

Especially if you’d literally JUST seen a crime scene of a woman brutally and ritualistically murdered with her organs cut out of her body…🤨. Like why are you being so stupid as to go home with someone you do not know, in a country that is not your home, after seeing THAT. Serious question. Someone answer please.

I swear I was so ready to be full into this show, I was so ready to fall in love with both characters and embrace them fully…. Yeah, NO, now I want to not only throw a brick at her but smack him silly.

Being a simp is not the way in this case, Cooper Madsen my love. In this case, it will get you a smack on the back of the head good old Italian-American style.

It’s generally a good show beside the fact that it’s romance value is now dead. I’m serious when are we gonna get Evan Peters as a character who’s loved thoroughly??? Just asking.

Because I KNEW the instant the lines “Awh, Coop, not the Shark Diving story.” “It’s a great story” “not if you want to get laid” were said, I was going to hate this. Then the way she treated his Kintsugi story “yeah I don’t get it” “kidding I get it, all about the cracks”. She treats him like he’s small and that his stories are trash. While he treats everything about her like it’s the gold in the cracks that are in his life. She’s supposed to be his Kintsugi but it’s turning into cracks again. He remembers every detail about her, while she’s focused on his dick being her provigil.

So yes, as a woman myself I do not like her. As a person who doesn’t stand for hookup culture, I do not like her. That opinion is allowed. And these are my reasons why.

By the way, this beautiful publication Edit of them is not mine and the credits are not for me but unfortunately I can’t leave you the link because it doesn’t leave me when I try but nevertheless right here I will leave the link of the blog that I created it

also katy it's very iconic of us to ship Jesse with basically everyone.

(I'm literally spreading my st. evansberry agenda)

I feel like their characters are actually really fucking similar

egotistical. naive. narcissistic.

But also kinda sweet, with a lot of love in their hearts. they just want the people they love to be happy and sucessful (Jesse with Rachel, Cooper with Blaine) but neither really know how to do that without making it about themselves.

but together they'd both hype each other up in the same way, in a way they both understand, so weirdly there wouldn't be that much missunderstandings in their relationship.

"This is my boyfriend, he's an actor - I'm an actor, too, actually. neither of us had to go to college for it, we're just naturally amazing..."

^ Either of them talking about the other.

Jesse would ramble on and wax poetic about Cooper before somehow making it about himself at which point Cooper would but in and ramble on and wax poetic about Jesse before somehow making it about himself at which point Jesse would butt in and ramble on and wax poetic about Cooper before somehow making it about himself at which point Jesse would--- (you get the idea, the interviewer/friend/family member would be stuck in this infinite compliment/self compliment loop)

Cooper would tease Jesse about Broadway, Jesse would tease Cooper about Film/TV/Commercials. But they'd never be in competition, so they'd both also heavily support the other in their careers.

Cooper would be Jesse's date to the Tony's. Jesse would be Cooper's date to the Oscars. There'd be interviews where they'd ask one of them if they'd ever thought of acting on stage/screen and they'd say that Jesse/Cooper was the broadway star/movie star in the relationship.

(also Jesse does somehow work with everyone doesn't he? but i think i really like this dynamic i just made up!)

aka the end of Drive Me Crazy.

• More Mileven cuteness and lots of scenes with them together (at the school, with the gang, etc.).

• More babysitter Steve

• The Byers family getting happiness

• All the squad in scenes together

• Will finally getting some peace and happiness

• The father and daughter eleven and hopper relationship 

• Hooper and Joyce helping each other

• Jonathan and Nancy working together as detectives

• Dustin always smiling

• Eleven and Max developing friendship