Me: *existing like a normal person, eating, writing, reading*
Me all of a sudden: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN!! YOU' LL ALL SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THOOOR!!
Me: *existing on*
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Me: *existing like a normal person, eating, writing, reading*
Me all of a sudden: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN!! YOU' LL ALL SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THOOOR!!
Me: *existing on*

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i think one of my favorite mechs lines is "where the ghouls feast on corpse meat" because,,, while I understand what he's trying to convey, like "oh they're eating dead humans like vultures scavenging for scraps from starvation" but jonny,,, most people who eat meat eat corpse meat. like. a dead creature. sure some animals or something may eat another alive in the wild but overall the meat your eating is from something already dead??? so yeah I should HOPE they're eating corpse meat.
Imagine a Mechanisms album to the tune of Christmas songs and its a bastardized, blasphemous retelling of Dante's inferno or paradise lost.
help me decide for sunday (the con is in month so i dont have much time)
SUNDAY
jonny
jane doe
YK what’s peak comedy in tma fics?
When ever the Mechs are mentioned and Jon’s like “that’s so silly, a band? And I sound like this DeVille character?” While he is sweating BULLETS because he doesn’t want asshole work Jon to be associated with Jonny DeVille (his space steampunk pirate persona)

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You all say Jon Sims ONLY plays characters named Jon but I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW the Narrator from Slay the Princess isn't named Jon.
Granted he has no name at all BUT IT COUNTS.
Jonathan Sims my beloved 💚
Self-Promote Saturday
Hi, this isn’t a thing, but I’m making it one (writers and other artists feel free to join in on Self-Promote Saturday). Today’s self-promote is: 8 times Jonny refused a hug from a Mechanism + 1 time he got a group hug (6k)
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This is just what it says on the tin. Jonny is not always in the best place mental health wise and isn't willing to accept a hug, despite wanting one. When the others take note they try to help him.
I love some good angst hurt/comfort and making Jonny sad and struggling to accept that others care for him was my bread and butter when I was active in the Mechs fandom. I really liked coming up with all the different scenarios to fit each Mech for encountering Jonny in need of a hug, it's one of the most fun things about doing a number+1 format, you can fit so much charactization in it. So, I really enjoyed this angsty work, hope y'all do too :D