john brooks

the new BOAT (baldest of all time)

25 from berlin

also friends with yeddy and bobby 

made the iconic goal against ghana in the 2014 wc

played at Hertha BSC for a loooong time, infact that’s where he started his youth career

plays at Wolfberg now

33 senior caps, 3 goals (first cap 2013)

did i mentioned he has the state of Illinois tattooed on his elbow

zack steffen

our good goalkeeper fav that’s not tim howard

23 from Pennsylvania 

believe it or not he started his career in germany

currently plays for columbus crew ^ as seen in pic

didn’t really feel comfortable in europe so he came back

3 senior caps (first cap 2018)

andrija novakovich

21 from wisconsin

10/10 qt serbian-american hybrid accent (sounds like someone we know)

originial signed for reading but is playing in the eredivisie rn for fortuna sittard

2 senior caps, no goals (first cap 2018)

could also still play for england or serbia

erik palmer-brown

21 from ohio

started as an mls boi (kansas) then jumped to europe

signed for man city, is now on loan at nac breda

please refer to him as “epb”

2 senior caps no goals (first cap 2018)

kellyn acosta

you should know kellyn already

23 from texas

another mls boi

played for his native fc dallas, now plays for the crew with zack

pushing for a europe move though

also seems to be injury-prone ://

17 senior caps no goals (first cap 2016)

jonathan amon

19 from south carolina

plays for fc nordsjælland

okay you got me he isn’t exactly an usmnt player he hasn’t gotten called up yet

he also hasn’t gotten a usynt call up

also he is eligble for nigeria

but the call up will happen :)) he will became an official Yank™

antonee robinson

wow our very own dele/taa hybrid

born in the same town as dele too

21

his dad actually coached an ncaa soccer team

was with everton’s academy and actually broke into their first team but injuries fucked him up

plays for wigan now 

and is spoken of highly :)

2 senior caps no goals (first cap 2018)

thought i’d end the post with everyone being cute together. do you know how much potential is in this picture alone? how can you not stan?