#jonah.

jonah grew up in a rather large family with five older brothers and an identical twin named judah. growing up in manhattan above his family’s convenience store, he was always kept busy. whether it be with chores around the store or running errands for the home in between homework assignments, there was never a dull moment in the kid’s life. 

of course, living with six brothers with varying ages was interesting as the youngest. jonah learned a lot about life early on, the birds and the bees and all things like that. his brothers aided him in being both book-smart and street smart (as his twin would say). 

being the youngest, and subsequently later in life the smartest, jonah wasn’t watched with most supervision. the kid was cunning and knew how to get around the house without being caught. this led to a teenage jonah forming a habit of sneaking around for most of his high school life. he could keep a 4.0 and carried the label of “gifted” from teachers (god, did he ever hate that label but he loved the attention that came with it and the compliments and praise) but ended up partying too much for his own good. coming home wasted, some girl’s lipstick smeared on his skin-- you get the image. lost his virginity at a party at age 15, his best friend’s sister in their coat closet. not the classiest but got the job done. 

these behaviours didn’t get any better in college, but he was in a place where behaviour like this was generally more accepted. he is the president of the omega pi frat!