jollyhooper replied to your post “hi stinkies <3 this is a plotting call <3”
ME EH ME EH ME
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jollyhooper replied to your post “hi stinkies <3 this is a plotting call <3”
ME EH ME EH ME
no

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jollyhooper replied to your photo “* / out. may i present to you the actual book-canon height...”
SHE DOESNT EVEN REACH HIS SHOULDERS WTF
* / out. IT IS SO DRASTIC it’s laughable. but it also makes me want to die
"can you lift me for a second?" - oraculumin
He contemplates verbally responding. Settles on a briefly confused noise before hoisting her up at the waist. Really isn’t sure how high she wants to go or what she’s got planned. Keeps her at eye level at the highest, one eyebrow raised. “You couldn’t jump?”
- @oraculumin
jollyhooper replied to your post: i am weak for jasper’s subtle accent in eclipse
*southern intensifies* - oraculumin
YA’LL INTENSIFIES
❝ This time, this place, misused, MISTAKES. ❞
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jollyhooper replied to your post: while bella isn’t a fan of alice’s makeovers,...
a friendship so SOFt also alice probably gets the braids done super fast?? like waterfall braid in 20 seconds you’re ready to go
ALSO LET’S BE REAL alice is probably also the person that teaches bella the importance of a well fitting bra. it doesn’t matter what kind of bra! but they gotta fit! sports bras down count as bras! bella the entire time: but does it need so much padding? this one is cute holds up lace bralette it’s close enough to a sports bra. and alice probably counts it as a win, and she likes to tease edweirdo that she saw bella in a bra before he ever did !
hc + nicknames!
hc + shit to talk about
Jasper doesn’t actually have a lot of nicknames. Jazz is the most common and basically the only one. I see a lot of people nicknaming him Major, but I think he resents that title now given that it’s tied to a horrendously racist time. As for giving people nicknames, he’s ruthless. Ed, Eddy, Edwardio. Alice has mostly pet names, sweetie, dear, darling.
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
friends or more? sentence starters
“Oh, is it NOW?”
John couldn´t quite keep the smirk off his face at her words.
“I wouldn´t have guessed.” Which was a lie, obviously. He´d say he had HOPED, however. That it was a date. Because as many things as they had been through he couldn´t really remember the last time they had gone on a proper date.
“Shall we then?”