May 18, 2023
hey you’re really cute and i was wondering if you were taken
smh it says it right in my pinned 🙄
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hey you’re really cute and i was wondering if you were taken
smh it says it right in my pinned 🙄
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Who came up with the "is your refrigerator running?" joke
Was debating whether or not to post about this but I couldn’t keep such a shitty joke to myself much longer.
I was watching a video with John Cena in it and he was carrying this dude around on his back. He asks the guy “hey do you want to go for a bite?”, the guy answered back “yeah, sure” or something, but I sealed my fate as the worst person in the world by replying “why go for a bite when you have a whole snacc right there?”
You know what they say
A bird in the hand is a fucker to hold
#Drake has #jokea about that new #Apple #malfunction! #WhenYouriBecomesAnA
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I hate it when my contortionist melts
My 9 year old brother using my xbox - I still don't know the context
Venus Flytraps
8 Year old Brother: ...they are quite cool. Why are they called Venus Flytraps anyway?
Me: Well, I've not really thought about it. Venus was the goddess of ...
[Me, internally: Fuck, its a fucking sex thing, how did I not realise it was a sex thing for fucks sake abort this discussion]
Me: ...eh, I forget. I don't know