#joins this hell

Ruby: *adjusts outfit*

Qrow: You alright, kiddo?

Ruby: Yeah. I just got bark and dirt all over my butt sitting on that log back there.

Nora: Me too! It's so annoying...

Ruby: Right?

Jaune: What are you two talking about?

Ruby: It's a skirt problem.

Nora: Yeah, you boys wouldn't understand!

Ruby: Actually, Jaune would...

Nora: Oh, that's right. But the rest of you boys wouldn't understand.

Oscar: *pauses, suddenly far away in a memory*

Ren: No, I suppose we wouldn't.

Qrow: We should keep moving.

Oscar: *small snort of laughter*

Qrow: *turns to glare at Oscar suspiciously*

Ruby: Oscar?

Oscar: *starts laughing outright*

Jaune: What's so funny?

Qrow: *glare intensifies*

Oscar: Ha ha ha! Ha ha - BA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!

Qrow: *starts moving towards Oscar*

Ren: Is he alright?

Nora: I don't get it. What's so funny?

Ruby: Oscar?

Oscar: *laughing so hard he can barely speak* Ha ha, like...LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! Hahahahahaha!

Qrow: *grabs Oscar by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away from the others*

Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What are you doing?!

Nora: What's wrong with him?

Qrow: *not turning around as he drags Oscar away* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? HE'S A CRAZY PERSON! HE TALKS TO A VOICE IN HIS HEAD! HE'S INSANE AND YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM OR TRUST ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU!

Ruby, Nora, and Jaune: *speechless*

Ren: *even more speechless than usual*