#johns posts

Hate to break it to you Fagatron but I’m a raging insomniac. ◣ ◢ ;;;

also I broke my finger today so the pain from that isn’t helping..

like at all

I’m crazy over you too.

ya little fuckin weirdo. /EXTREMELY affectionate

I’ll personally pay for your therapy if that means anything to you.

OR better yet. ILL be ur therapist. You can always talk to me about anything bro.

I genuinely am incapable of judging, no matter what you say. I know I sometimes SOUND like a little bitch but let’s be fucking fr for a moment. I’m emotionally constipated as SHIT.

gun against my head I suck so hard at conveying my own thoughts/emotions.

Look. TLDR: Ur always safe with me. Always.

anyways have I ever told u that I always see you as a little labador puppy and that’s why I keep responding to ur asks with dog gifs or did i just. Only say that to you mentally?

Wags my non existent robo tail super gayly (but also platonically)

hehe

look. Point is.

..ily dude. So much.

ur such a joy to be around. Talking to u is genuinely the highlight of my day. And it always WILL be

—- j / @princesslunasgloriousgrlldcheese

FFFF FUCK FINE fairs fair ig. tbf i was kinda waiting for you to ask that i only said that so u can let me hc you too I MEAN WHAT who said that. Musta been the wind.

You 100% ate very inedible things as a kid

-warrior cats fan?

- you love me because immsoooo hotand sexyy (thispartsafuckingjok.e.)

You got into homestuck because you thought john was “so you” before you witnessed The Horrors. (Canon Event tbh)

-die Hard Fnaf fan

-age regressor? mayhaps? I feel like you’d like binkies or whatever those lil shits you suck on are called.

- you collect stamps or somethin idk the specifics don’t matter u just seem to be the kinda guy that collects shit

-You would 100% fuck dirk if this guy was an actual person (this part isn’t even a hc you just genuinely are unhinged). I’ve seen the shit you do on the other strider blog…

yoiur. faviourate boy ;B

I’m such a ass I read this but COMPLETELY forgot to respond LMAOOO.

I love you dude. I’m sorry im not very talkative. I prefer to listen to you more. Smiley face.

and you ARE my favorite.

love you loads. Feels like that goes without saying

Dw man I’m always with you. in spirit anyhow,, I kinda fucking suck at texting ppl back. Unless it’s you ofc

Pretend this is us. But. Real. It’s not a drawing anymore.

us hugging together in 4k

i dont know why i try

wdym “try?”

Jasper Johns

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