#johnouchi

Seto "I May Be Dying But I Will Shit On Jounouchi Until My Dying Breath" Kaiba

Awkward elevator music

Kaiba has an avengers style helicarrier--but fun size

Mokuba flies it.

Noah busts his nose and throws up. Mokuba laughs manically with his coat billowing in the wind. Kaiba is proud.

Noah has a cat bandaid from Jou.. which was given to him as Jou backflipped out of the helicarrier.

Yugi tries to exit the aircraft coolly. He almost falls off a cliff.

Jounouchi accidentally figures out how to activate the anchor points.

Celtic Guardian fails the jump into the ship. Marshmallon tries to help, just ends up biting him.

Celtic Guardian dies??? Alexa play despacito.

Mokuba mugs Noah then saves his life so I guess they're even.

Noah watches in horror as instead of just dematerializing when it is destroyed like normal, his Inaba White Rabbit is torn in half. Mokuba actually feels a pang of pity for him in this moment.

Yugi jumps out of the helicarrier midair.

Mokuba shoots Atem with a gun point blank to heal him.

Kaiba looks like Glow Moss and he's working some major magic bullshit.

Jounouchi attacks Kaiba with Red Eyes to see if he's really Kaiba. Kaiba just straight up murders Red Eyes. Good job Jou.

Amelda and Noah chill out of harm's way.

Oh look harm's way is every way and we're being swarmed by monsters and shades.

Graceful dice saves not one not two but three lives.

Atem opens a portal to help. Shades vs demons let's go.

The chicken dies. The chicken lives. The chicken dies again.

Amelda still has not lost any monsters.

Buster Blade literally rips the parasite out of Kaiba's body. His body falls to ground.

Everything goes to shit.

What the fuck is this

What the fuck is that

Noah guards Kaiba's corpse

Oh hey is that Deep Eyes

It's Kaiba and he's ready to fucking go

Mokuba tries to punch the light of destruction while his vampire boyfriend Alejandro holds him up

TLOD fucking wastes some high level monsters. No one is feeling good.

Blue Eyes Ultimate is here!

FUSIOOOON.....HAAAAA!!

Dragon Master Knight fuck yeah!!!!

Somehow. Some fucking how. Time Wizard takes the fucking kill. Again.

Inadvertently, it's not an actual kill, because Time Wizard yeets TLOD into the future.

Jounouchi caused GX.

Amelda did not lose a single damn monster what a legend

Dragon Kaiba flies off with Atem on his back. Everyone returns to the office.

Kaiba's body is still very much a corpse.

45 fucking minutes of awkward shuffling

Mokuba headbutts Yugi for touching the corpse. This is when Kaiba "wakes up."

Atem pops out of Yugi's shadow just like old times.

We woo we woo here comes the waaaa-mbulance. And the actual ambulance. Get this man a fucking doctor.

Jou: sideeyes yugi

wiggles brows @

"You should know that I'm a Bicon. A Bidol. A--" We get it, Jou.

As much as he liked teasing Jou, now wasn’t the time. He was sick, and it was easy to see. Needless to say, this was making Otogi’s slight mother-hen tendencies start to kick in. Without warning the other, he reached forward to slide his hand onto the blond’s forehead. 

“You’re hot,” he noted, a frown coming across his features. “I’ll be right back.”

With his tray tucked under his arm, the dice master turned baker made his way back to the little cafe’s back room. Otogi came back with not just a hot cup of tea with honey and lemon in it, but a fresh cup of soup as well. 

“Here. Eat as much of this as you can. I get off pretty soon, and when I do, you’re letting me drive you home.”

Jou wasn’t being given an option here. Though the ravenette’s demeanor was cool and calm, it was easy to see in his eyes how worried about the other he was.