It's time for a short D&D story with Doccyfez!
In one campaign, our Bard (Johnny Explosion, an extreme drug addict, to the point where our DM had to make the dead enemies fade away or else he would snort them, because he kept doing that):
Citing "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny" as legal precedent, he challenged a demon (chain devil, I believe) to a rock-off, and won, making it his familiar.
Upon our party being trapped by a colossal Red Dragon in a treasure room, he threatened to call the authorities about all this fake “Johnny Explosion” memorabilia. When the dragon revealed that he was just a huge Johnny Explosion fan, he offered to buy us safe passage to the surface by autographing the dragon(in human form)’s arm.
After another member of our party was sarcastically told a Gem of True Seeing was “up that one's ass and around the corner”, he suggested one of our party actually reach in and see if it was there. One natural 20 later, it was.
