#johnlockhell

Thought you should know.

you telling me Mycroft never “dropped in” on Sherlock’s birthday to wish him and/or antagonise him

And his parents never called. Ms Hudson, who knew him even before John, didn’t know about his birthday and didn’t tell John????

*sudden surprise attack post from fandom/OTP*

Brain: SJJFKSKWODNAMQKWOOEJFDNXNMZAKAKEKFJFJCNNSKAWKKRFJJDJSKENFNF

Me: *begins to sweats nervously* I.. I think I forgot something in my room

Me *in my room*:

Okay this is a freakin’ long post I must warn you:

This post is for all the Johnlockers who feels betrayed by the end of S4 ep 03 For all the TJLCers who are currently angry with this ending.

Remember, what’s so fun about shipping some “non-canon” (because it is canon) ships, particularly when we are Sherlockians? That’s right, it’s finding all those little proofs that this OTP is clearly real.

The Johnlock ship was and will always be for us like a case for Sherlock. Once we saw it, we wanted it to happen, to solve it. We found all the hints, made-up a whole shitload of fantastic theories and we had a lot of fun, but we also had a lot of bad moments.

But… What happens to Sherlock once a case is solved? He’s bored. And what do you think would’ve happened to us if Johnlock actually became openly canon?

Of course we would all be happy af for the rest of our lives, but eventually, we would be a bit bored. Because when everything is canon, theories and hints are useless.

If I take for example the YoI (Yuri!!! On Ice) fandom. At first the canon gay relationship between the two principal characters was amazing, revolutionary and very new. I’m not saying it isn’t anymore, I’m saying that it has become a bit boring now, there isn’t any theory or headcanon on this fandom, because the canon changes it all.

Mofftiss understand all of this. They knew from the beginning that most of the fun we had was because of this mystery over the ship. We even named it after this fun! The JohnLock Conspiracy!

What would’ve become of TJLC if it was officially canon? Who needs a conspiracy when it’s true? Have you ever seen a conspiracy on the fact that the water we drink is liquid? No! Because it’s a known fact!

Mofftiss did not Queerbait us, they just saved TJLC.

(Even if in order to do that, they killed a part of Johnlock (and our hearts))

PS: I said “officially canon” in this message because it is (from my point of view) already canon. They just didn’t say it out loud. I mean, if it wasn’t canon, why would Sherlock chose John every single time? -He chose John over Mycroft’s life -He chose John over his sister’s freedom -He chose John over the little girl on the plane -He choses John over the city that has been crashed by the plane -He choses John over his own freedom -He choses John over his career -He choses John over his reputation -He choses John’s “innocence” over his own -He choses John’s safety over his own -He choses John’s safety and comfort over the trust and relationship they had built over the years -He choses John’s life over his own more than once (a shitload of time)

He has always choses John and he will always choose him. Like he says: “It’s Always You, John Watson”

Me: *Makes a post about the fact that season 4 wasn't queer baiting at all and was really real*

Me, exactly 3seconds later: Waaaait... Naaaah season 4 is false af.

As a true member of the Sherlock Fandom. I’ve been brave, I did my rewatch, I read a lot of theories and now I have my faith restored. I believe in this, whatever it is.