#johnep

YASSSSSSSSSSSS ah yes i believe my bud proxy-punch also likes em. but yes i shall take windy boi with kitty girl anyday (especially since nepeta deserves so much.) infact take this free shipping wall art:

AC: :3< i call this, ‘johnepeta’! so now we don’t kneed to use so many N’s. bean (like toe beans) also contempurrating “feather toy” cause it’s a cat toy that can fly! it’s a working purrgress.

EB: all catgirls, are queens!

CG: IF SHE BREATHES

CG: SHES A THOOOOT!!!!

CG: ya fuck...

AC:  :33 < are mew boys talking about meow?!

CG: OH MY GOD, NEPETA, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU

AC:  :33 < purrity sure it does, why else would mew be talking about catgirls to begin with?

EB: actually, we kinda were

CG: DONT TELL HER THAT!

EB: well we kinda were!

AC:  :33 < *inhalation* really!!??! what were mew talking about??!!?

CG: GREAT, YOU JUST FED HER, NOW SHE WONT LEAVE.

EB: we were talking about how weird animal names were, like how a male cat is called a Tom and females are called Molly’s

AC:  :33 < but my names nepeta

EB: hah! nice!

EB: anyways, i then told him that girl cats were also called queens!

CG: WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, EVEN BY HUMAN STANDARDS

EB: well you got me, by all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

EB: but then i brought up catgirls, and said that they technically were also called queens!

GC: WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE, BECAUSE NOW YOURE MIXING THE TITLES UP!!

EB: so technically, you’re a queen nepeta! guess you always were!

AC:  :33 < ac gasps again! <:O!!!!!

GC: GREAT, AND NOW YOU PUT THOUGHTS INTO HER HEAD. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT. YOURE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER POSSIBLE MESS OCCURS OVER THIS, EGBERT!

GC: WHICH MEANS IF YOU MAKE ANY UNSANCTIONED DECREES, LIKE FREE CATNIP OR A DECLARATION OF YARNBALL DAY, IM GONNA UNLEASH A GODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOUR ASS!

*KARKAT ABSCONDS THE FUCK OUT!!!*

EB: holy shit, he can be such a crab at times.

AC:  :33  < *ac says not to worry about it, because mr. krabs has always been like that!

EB: i mean yeah, hes got issues, but you would think he’d calm down after a few years of being out of action.

AC: : 33  < actually, *ac has noticed hes not as angry as he used to be, i think hes just stressed from running the kingdom

AC:  :33  < karkitty just needs a vacation!

EB: really? sounds like you’re just cutting him slack, but running a kingdom full of trolls like him would make me irritable.  maybe he needs extra help.

EB: *le gasp* maybe you could be his queen nepeta!

AC:  :33 < ah, uh... tha-

AC:  :33  < a-ac thinks that might not be such a great idea. she thinks she might make mr. grumpers more of a grumpers even if she means the best

EB: well i still think you being around would help, cats have been shown to reduce stress regardless. I think youd be a great queen!

AC:   :33 <  *ac appurriciates the votes of confurdeince in her furom the blue bunny boy, and makes her feel more confident ofurr it!

EB: hey, no problem!

EB: well I gotta go, rose wanted to see me about some psycho analysis stuff

AC:  :33  < psycho analysis? furr wat?

EB: uh, just some stuff that happened at my house, nothing to get worried about. anyways, i’ll see you later queen nepeta!

*absconds*

AC:  :33  < *ac hopes to see mew soon!!!

AC:  :33  < .....hmmm

AC:  :33  < hmmm?

AC:  :33  < hmmmmm~