#johncaliborn

i still like them ok

They were arguing again, what set them off this time? Caliborn didn’t have the same excitement for the beach as June did.

He wasn’t interested in swimming (he didn’t know how). He was a Cherub, he belonged in the air; he thought June would be the same.

“I don’t want to go to the beach! I want to go fly!”, he’d say.

“I’m a human you dip shxt. I have no wings!”, June argued.

“I could carry you!”, he said.

“You could drop me! I don’t trust you!”, June said.

“I would not, well until you kept nagging.”, said Caliborn.

They traded insults.

“Tight xss!”, he shouted; red with frustration.

“Your dxck won’t fit!”, screamed June without a thought.

“What’s that suppose to mean?”, he got confused for a moment.

“Uh…..”, June paused as she realized she doesn’t know if he had one or not.

“You… you have a dxck right?”, asked June.

“….I don’t know actually I never mated before.”, he thought about it as he stopped moving.

They stood there trying to remember how Cherubs make eggs.

“I…”, he trailed off.

“Want to check?”, asked June.

Flustered, Caliborn backed up and screeched.

“The heck???”, he shouted.

Now embarrassed for asking but not one to back down, June walked closer with a glare in her eyes.

“I didn’t mean with me you perv!”, she claimed.

“I’m the perv? You’re the one to ask!”, he retorted.

“I was going to say that you go to your room and check!”, she said.

“Then what? I walk up to you and say, ‘yes I have a dxck want to see?’ No thanks!”, he huffed.

“Ew that’s taking too far! Why do you have to be so gross??”, she pulled a face before walking a way.

Caliborn growled, he was a full grown cherub! He was not gross! He is from a powerful and talented species! What does this weak and tiny human know? If he was in his full height then this human wouldn’t be to coy! Then again he would rather not have a hole in his living room ceiling.

He slammed the wall next to June and she jolted a bit. He sneered at her when she turned.

“Care to explain?”, June raised her eye brow.

“Listen here human, you do not know the complexity of my races mating ritual- you could not begin to understand!”, he said in a low voice.

June gave him a once over with her eyes, taking him in very calming before leaning against the wall and crossing her arms in a casual manner.

“Putting me in a corner isn’t going to make me magically agree with you. I wasn’t trying to sleep with you so I don’t know why you’re so worked up. Really, you should back off before I really lose it. I’m not playing this game with you, Cali. So why don’t you….”, June trails off.

Taking a hand, June slides her hand up Caliborn’s chest slowly with him watching cautiously. She then quickly forms a fist with her hand punches his jaw.